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November 5, 2015

Scream XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid, 2011)

Reviewed by Rick L. Blalock - November 5, 2015



Synopsis
Do not answer the phone, do not open the door, do not forget the lube. Making porn parodies can be MURDER 


(Runtime - 2 hr. 6 mins.)
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Well, here's something a little different. As we all know, the Adult Industry now has an abundance of porn parodies. Granted there were a few here and there, which were sprinkled about in the '80s, but these days, porn has, just about parodied everything. From "I Love Lucy", to Batman, it's all been done, and at present, it continues. So imagine a porn parody, which parodies a popular film, while at the same time, parodies itself, and other films like it. That is exactly what you have here with the Axel Braun Production, SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY.

This film which was both written and directed by Eli Cross, centers around the on-goings of a porn set. Cross, whom plays himself in the film, leads a production for label Vibrant Video(get it? The film is/was initially distributed by Vivid Video). The production is a parody of the mainstream film franchise, STAB. Although popular, the STAB series was brought to a halt when the real life killer, in which the series was based, laid the waste the film's cast and crew alike. The town is still shaken by the event, however the show rolls on for porno. It has now been some time since the tragedy, and Eli Cross and company are now rolling on their porn parody. However, I guess it should be no shock when the porn production too, hits an all too familiar snag, when the film's starlet, Lily LaBeau is found dead after a day of shooting. A victim of 53 stab wounds. However, the death of one of the film's stars does little to deter Cross, who wishes to keep going. However, soon, the production of STAB XXX begins to quickly fall apart, not only due to on set turmoil between the cast and crew, but also because the killer, dubbed "Clownface"(The film uses the Ghostface mask from SCREAM, with a clown nose attached), how begun to pick off all who remain. As it would appear, the person who is under the guise of Clownface isn't exactly a fan of the so-called porn parody, and hopes to put an end to them, once and for all.



SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY is a porn parody that comes at us, being fully self-aware. It is sort of a "movie-within-a-movie", as the actors are playing themselves, while portraying characters in a porn parody, which is in itself parodying another film subject. It's a little to think about, but it essentially comes off as clever. In the film, everyone is essentially poking fun at themselves, as well as the sometimes outrageous nature of their business. I have seen quite a few porn parodies. Some good, some great, and of course some bad, but never has a parody been this aware. There are jokes within SCREAM XXX that many fans will catch instantly. I especially liked the scene, in which Actor James Deen is talking amongst his cast mates about how the Adult industry has lost its shine. He notes that all of the greats like Jim Holiday, Jamie Gillis, and John Leslie are all dead. And so, a few of the cast offer up a few names of those who are still with us, Names such as, of course, Axel Braun, Brad Armstrong and Paul Thomas. In the spirit of comedy, Deen proceeds to give reasons as to why they aren't necessarily great - reasons like; Axel Braun being Italian, Brad Armstrong using condoms in his films, to Paul Thomas' films being distributed by Hustler. Fans who are "in the know" of porn, will totally get it - and it's really funny. It's moments like that, that keeps SCREAM XXX's fun spirit alive, but when speaking of technicalities, and if the film is a good parody, in terms of relating to the source, which it is parodying, that's sort of another issue. The film on that end, really only sort of goes through the motions as it tries to replicate the mystery and intrigue of the Wes Craven helmed SCREAM. There are times that it wishes to muster up an air of mystery, as it wants us to speculate about the identity of the killer, however the build up is thin, as the "characters" don't have enough characteristics between one another, to fully differentiate one from the other when it comes to the plot. I know what you're thinking, "This is porn, why should it matter?" Yes, it's true, while it is indeed porn, and more specifically, a porn parody, there are still the necessary things to keep in tact, in order to have a film that completely adds up. However I do understand the difficulty for a porn parody to keep things plausible, especially when it is a film that is parodying one of the most successful Horror films in the last 20 years. The film does end on a good note, plot-wise however, when the killer is revealed, as well as their reason for all of the killing. It's a clever take on how SCREAM itself, essentially parodied the Horror genre in 1996. The killer(s)(whom we would have never guessed, as there is no build) go on to state their distaste for porn parodies, and how they've pretty much ruined all of the films that they love, and that they started the killing spree, in hopes that it would put an end to the influx of porno parodies, before their favorite movie is too parodied. And what is their favorite movie you ask? THE PRESTIDGE.
 

SCREAM XXX is an ok film for the most part. It has its moments. As I said, some of the film's comedy, is genuinely funny, and I loved the overall "behind the scenes of a porn production" feel that it has. However, the film loses some of its steam when it comes to being a parody that is faithful to its source. Perhaps it's over-analyzing a porn parody, but perhaps the thing that I disliked about this SCREAM parody most was that there was absolutely no blood shown at any time. I'm thinking that this was likely because the film's budget didn't allow much, in terms of special effects. Well, whatever the case may be, it tries to tie in the fact that the killer in the movie is able to kill without leaving a drop of blood, as some kind of comedy element. But I guess I just don't pick up on the comedy. I don't get it.

SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY was a tricky one to list here on the site, as it was originally distributed by Vivid in 2011, but seeing as Wicked Pictures recently signed Axel Braun and distribute his Axel Braun Productions releases, they have recently put this film up on their site for their members to stream. Because of this, I am just including everyone in the listing.

If you'd like to view SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY online, You can join Wicked.com now at a discount, by clicking this link.


My Score : 6/10

Sex scene breakdown :

Scene 1 : Lily Labeau and Danny Wylde : While trying to sort out how to make a particular scene work within the context of a spoof, Director Eli Cross, has actors Lily LaBeau and Danny Wylde go ahead and film their sex scene, to move production along. It doesn't take long for Lily to go down on Danny, as it starts off with a blowjob, as she continuously strokes him and sucks on his balls. Lily then takes to the bed in doggystyle as Danny begins to hammer. He takes a brief break to finger her snatch, before getting back to it. The two then transition to reverse cowgirl, where the pace doesn't let up. Lily over the course, leans back for more impact as Wylde plugs away harder. Cowgirl goes to missionary, where Danny spreads her legs wise, to forcefully finger Lily before slipping in the dick. Danny continues to hit it until reaching climax. The action is so hot and heavy, that he almost doesn't pull out in time before he comes. He cums on Lily's awaiting face. A nice scene, made better with Lily LaBeau's dirty talk. Lily always brings it during her scenes.

Scene 2 : Jessie Andrews and Evan Stone : In the next scene, Principal Evan Stone is on the verge of expelling rebellious student, Jessie Andrews, who dares to mock the tragedy that has befell on the town donning the Clownface costume. In order to avoid expulsion Jessie offers up sex, in which Stone does not refuse. The scene begins with Jessie on the desk for some finger play, before Evan takes her the the edge of the desk, and goes down on her with some tongue. He then puts his dick in as Jessie begs for it. Jessie then moves to suck him off some, before Evan then quickly takes her again in missionary on the desk. After, Evan climbs up on the desk, and proceeds to skull fuck Jessie, before things go into Cowgirl. as well as reverse. Reverse cowgirl goes into spoon, and it's nice and slow, ans Jessie takes it deep. After a time of both stroking each other, the action returns to side cowgirl. As Principal Stone remembers that he must go to a meeting, the scene ends with Stone jacking off on Jessie's face. Another nice scene, featuring two very good performers. Jessie is always cute and dirty, and Evan Stone really adds to the scene, as he stays in character. A lot of the things that he says during the sex, seemed to have been ad-libbed, which only adds to the fun. This was probably my favorite sex scene in the film.

Scene 3 : Angelica Lane and James Deen : After finding evidence of the killer, and fearing that they may be the only ones left alive, James Deen and Angelica Lane think that there is not a better time to have sex than the present time, so they quickly go at it. It starts with Deen stripping her down. Deen goes after the pussy, as he fingers away initially. Angelica then lays back, and spreads wide, allowing James to go down on her frantically. Then Angelica gets on her knees as she throats Deen's cock. The first point of penetration from Deen is with some side missionary. Mission then swiftly changes to cowgirl, as Deen fucks Angelica hard. They then go into reverse cowgirl, first straight, and then anally - Angelica apparently loves anal. While still in anal, the positions then move from spoon, the doggy, and the back to spoon again. Things then take to the edge of the stage for some anal missionary as Angelica begs. Deen eventually gives it to her hard and fast, The action eventually leads to Deen exploding on Lanes chest. The first scene in the film to feature anal. It is a decent scene that is somewhat rough. Towards the end however, the sex seems to drag a little.

Scene 4 : Scarlett Fay and Zoe Voss : Coping with the loss of several more members of the cast and crew, the remaining members of the cast of STAB XXX gather for a house get together. Meanwhile in a bedroom, Gail Storm(Zoe Voss) and Scarlett Fay, decide to slip into something more comfortable. However, instead, they end up slipping into each other, as they take to the bed. Zoe is dominant as she takes charge. Scarlett spits on Zoe's pussy, before proceeding to suck on her clit. Scarlett continues to forcefully finger away in several positions before the lead changes, as Zoe focuses on Scarlett. Zoe continuesly rubs and fingers away and Scarlett's pussy, fingering her deep. Zoe, then takes to a doggystyle position which allows Scarlett to finger and suck her pussy, moving several fingers in and out at a fast pace. Scarlett continues with both hands before slipping in a glass dildo. Scarlett then positions herself to receive the dildo treatment, nice and deep. The scene is pretty much the standard girl/girl.

Scene 5 : Sarah Shevon and Rocco Reed : Next up, Rocco Reed and Sarah Shevon take to another bedroom to relieve some of their stress. The scene begins with some passionate kissing, before the undressing occurs. Sarah stars by slowly sucking off Rocco, while also licking and sucking his balls. After things get nice and sloppy, Reed takes Shevon in hard doggy. The action then takes to some steady missionary as Shevon simultaneously rubs her pussy. The speed fluctuates as Reed takes it deep and hard. The action the slowly proceeds to anal, as Rocco slowly slides it in. The action gets progressively harder, before the anal takes to the spoon position, as Shevon continues to rub. This was a pretty good scene. Decent anal, and featured two performers who seemed to be really into it. Shevon does have a nice ass, too - that's a plus.

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