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March 27, 2016

Anchorwoman: A XXX Parody (Digital Playground - 2011)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - December 9, 2015

Starring :

Eva Lovia
Courtney Taylor
Dana DeArmond
London Keyes
Olivia Austin
Steven St. Croix
Derrick Pierce
Tommy Gunn
Van Wylde

Synopsis
The sexy and career-oriented Angela is done sucking her way to become lead anchorwoman.  She has a vision for the Channel 6 News and if upper management can’t see it, she’s going to spice things up herself.  The news needs a feminine touch and with her team of slutty colleagues, they plan to showcase their ability to captivate viewers with their amazing breasts and immaculate legs!  The ladies are working overtime and they’re headed towards prime time television.

(Runtime - 2 hr. 39 mins.)

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In DIGITAL PLAYGROUND's ANCHORWOMAN: A XXX PARODY, Taking place in 1975 - it is a battle of the sexes, when a determined news reporter, named Angela Fantana comes on the scene at Channel 6 News in Los Angeles. Angela has just transfered from a station in San Diego, where we assume she did well.  However, when Angela arrives in LA, she is disappointed to find that the outlook is very different in the eyes of Channel 6.  From the executives, to the on-air staff, the station is very male dominated, as they feel that the news is best delivered by a man, and that women should take a back seat.  Of course, this is opposite of what Angela thinks, and she's determined to show up the guys.  Even if it means that she first must distract them with sex!  One such encounter with her station boss, Ned, earns her a week on air in order to prove herself.  An experiment that goes very well, as it sees the station leading the competition by a 50% margin.  But even with the proof of better ratings, both Ned and the rest of the crew are still firm in their stance, when it comes to male supremacy.  That is when Angela gets with station girls; Briana, Harmony and Lizzy to execute a plan, that would put into motion, an all female takeover, that would of course put popular on-air talents such as; Ron Marlowe, Rick Stormwatch, Ryan Shasta, and Tiger Jack out of work.



I guess that it goes without saying that ANCHORWOMAN : A XXX PARODY, is of course, DIGITAL PLAYGROUND's spin on the popular Will Ferrel starring ANCHORMAN.  Except, instead of focusing on a male lead, DIGITAL PLAYGROUND, does what they do best as they put the focus on the ladies, more particularly on their rising star, Eva Lovia, who leads the film, as "Angela Fantana".  The film is simple in plot, in that it is about a female news anchor, who transfers to Los Angeles, to find that she isn't in Kansas anymore(her "Kansas" being San Diego), when she finds that her would-be station, doesn't take too kindly to women being at the forefront.  The channel's news program, "Channel 6 News", has a roster in place.  The news team is led by the pompous, and overly confident, self proclaimed ladies man, "Ron Marlowe", along with Weatherman "Rick Stormwatch", Sports guy, the alcoholic "Tiger Jack", and a young field reporter, "Ryan Shasta".  They are all a little too confident, and are quick to intimidate the new girl at the station, who they do not want around.  But soon they find that Angela isn't a quitter when it comes to success.  As for the remainder of the film: lots of comedy ensues, when Angela teams with the other girls at Channel 6 News, to get the upper hand on the guys - but not before literally fucking them, of course!

The first thing that I should say about ANCHORWOMAN is that, although the focus is changed from male to female, the brand of comedy that we know from the mainstream film, has not been completely changed nor abandoned.  In fact, in all honesty, the film is quite funny,  The male standout here is Steven St. Croix, who keeps the spirit of the mainstream film alive as he portrays a character named "Ron Marlowe", who is an obvious take on the character of Ron Burgundy, as portrayed by Will Ferrell.  In my opinion, St. Croix absolutely nails the impression.  Honestly, there were a few times that he had me laughing out loud,  Most of the funny moments come during sex scenes, in which he never breaks character.  Perhaps the funniest moment being during his first sex scene with London Keyes.  A sex scene in which prior to, he narrates in the manner in which Ron Marlowe would report a piece of news.  Speaking to an unseen audience, he reports on, and gives us warning as to what he is about to do to Keyes.  It is really funny, and is a perfect example, showing us just how self-centered the Marlowe character truly is.  The other male cast members are also great, as they portray a trio of equally colorful characters.  Tommy Gunn as a smooth Weatherman, Derrick Pierce, as a drunk sports reporter, who has erratic behavior, and can barely maintain his focus, and then Van Wylde as a young field reporter, who is more focused on getting ass, than reporting the news(he often uses the news van as a sexual sanctuary).  On the other side of things, the film delivers a trio of ladies, who are led nicely by Lovia, who brings some excitement to the film's comedy, as she is bubbly and fun, personality-wise.  The other 2 girls, Courtney Taylor, and Olivia Austin also bring some heat(especially Austin)  So, with that said, ANCHORWOMAN delivers quite a bit in terms of comedy, but what about the film as a whole? what about the sex?  Or what about the story?  These are all questions that you may be asking.  First, the sex featured in the film is great.  Personally, I do not feel that any of the sex scenes lack.  In fact, most of the sexual encounters seen here, are pretty fun, as a few of the performers do not break character during.  As a result, there is a lot of funny dialogue to discover.  It's great.  And when it comes to the film's overall plot, while it's fun to watch, and has a nice beginning and ending, the truth is that the entirety of it, could have probably been told in 20 minutes or less.  Not particularly a bad thing, but because of this the film is padded, and drawn out via numerous sex scenes - most of them taking place one after the other.  Just stating the facts, but in all fairness, the film is still fairly entertaining.

As for my personal favorites, when speaking of the film's 6 sex scenes.  I'll have to say that my favorites are the two scenes involving Steven St. Croix, who is always, just so great.  The first movie that I ever saw Steven in was BLUE MOVIE, a film which starred a young Jenna Jameson.  In that film, he played a bi-sexual/fruity porn Director, I think it was.  The guy was so good, that for years that followed, I couldn't help be see him as the character in BLUE MOVIE.  And in recent weeks, I have seen him as a Sheriff in the old west, and even Captain James Hook.  The guy could possibly play anyone, and ANCHORWOMAN is proof that he does a mean "Ron Burgundy" type.  He is fucking funny.  Elsewhere, star Eva Lovia shows us exactly why she was chosen as the winner of DIGITAL PLAYGROUND's DP STAR last season.  She just has it.  Up until recently, I must admit that I was not too familiar with her, as I missed out on the first season of the competition.  But I am glad to say, that through my reviews, and watching as she hosts the shows second season of the competion, which she won, I have to say that I am liking what I see.  Hell, I may even be falling in love with Eva!  She has an undeniably great personality, and an exciting energy, that makes her scenes extra hot.  A great one to watch.  I must also point out that I really like Olivia Austin, who here, co-stars as "Harmony".  Austin is currently a contestant on the second season of DP STAR.  But whether she wins or not, I believe that she has potential to be a star.  She has the look.  I would not mind seeing Olivia in many more movies to come.  She has my vote.  I will also give honorable mention to male talent Van Wylde, who I first saw in LOVE, ANONYMOUS recently.  I must admit to not knowing much about him, but I thought that he was really funny in his sex scene with the hot Dana DeArmond(who has a very nice ass, by the way!).

So, to sum things up, ANCHORWOMAN: A XXX PARODY is a pretty fun effort with a nice helping of laughs, good sex, and a fairly decent story.  Is it the best parody of its type that i've seen?  No.  But is it worth your time?  Definitely.  I think everyone should see just how great Steven St. Croix is in this, for sure.

ANCHORWOMAN: A XXX PARODY, is available on DVD, as well as on Digital Playground's website.  Click the following link, to sign up at for a discounted rate!

My score : 7/10

Sex scene breakdown

Scene 1 : Eva Lovia and Erik Everhard
In an effort to convince the head of Channel 6 news, "Ned"(Erik Everhard) to change his mind, and allow her to come on for a week during Prime time, she comes on to him, offering up what's between her legs.  So of course he agrees!  Erik sits back in his chair, as Eva sucks him off, slowly and passionately. Erik then positions Eva on his desk, and proceeds to return the favor has he eats her pussy, before he sticks it in in missionary.  He pounds away at her tight opening as she moans from enjoyment. He steadily hits it, before Eva switches to doggy for more hard pounding.  Erik then again takes to his office chair, where Eva straddles him in reverse cowgirl, giving as a nice view of her beautiful pussy, as she spreads wide.  The action then makes a natural transition to standard cowgirl, giving us a look at Eva's sexy tight ass as it bounces.  This leads to Erik, once again bending Eva over the desk, to pound her again from behind.  From here, the action is hot and heavy. So much so that it almost makes Erik come too quickly before Eva readies her mouth. - A nice opening scene, with 2 performers who seem to have enjoyed themselves. Eva Lovia is just hot, and it is clear to see why she is the reigning DP STAR champ. She brings an eagerness, a playfulness that is a real turn on.

Scene 2 : London Keyes and Steven St. Croix
After giving a narration of the sex that is about to transpire, to an invisible audience, Anchorman, "Don Marlowe"(Steven St. Croix), gets down to business with his lady(London Keyes).  St. Croix first goes head on into Keyes' nice ass, as he first tongues her pussy. First with St. Croix standing, and then on the bed, Keyes throats his cock.  In 69, she sucks, as he munches on her sweet nether region.  Then after, a brief skull fucking occurs, before both again take to the bed, as St. Croix takes things into fast missionary.  The action fast and heavy, ans Keyes' tits(with pierced nipples), jiggle.  The missionary then goes into spoon.  The spooning soon moves to doggystyle.  St. Croix hits it from behind, nice and deep, and even pulls London's hair at one point, for maximum penetration.  Keyes following, climbs on in Cowgirl, where her ass jiggles as she rides.  This then changes to reverse, for some wide spread friction.  Keyes rides the dick hard and deep. St. Croix then manhandles London into missionary, where he hits it hard, before he eventually comes on her face. - A very humorous scene.  St. Croix is the highlight of the scene, as he gives us his best Will Ferrell/Ron Burgundy impression.  It's pretty fun as he highlights Keyes' ethnicity
talking about having "jungle fever, liking oriental pussy, and having some "China White" for her. For Keyes, the position is in both cowgirl variations, where her greatest features are on display.

Scene 3 : Dana DeArmond and Van Wylde
In the next scene, "Ryan Shasta"(Van Wylde) persuades "Briana"(Dana DeArmond - an intern) into sex in the news van, after he promises to "go to bat for her" at the station.  From here, Ryan promises to take her on a journey,  A journey that begins with Wylde going down on DeArmond.  He sucks and tongues as he warns Dana not to touch his hair. he licks and spanks the pussy.  DeArmond slides Wylde pants off, to reveal Ryans star-spangled underwear, before she unleashes his "flag pole".  Dana proceeds to suck, throat and tongue, as we get a nice glimpse of her great ass from the sucking position. The action then moves to missionary on the couch, where Van Wylde goes nice and deep into Dana's love hole.  The two then take to reverse cowgirl and then standard, as DeArmond bounces up and down, putting her nice, big butt on display. Wylde and DeArmond then go into doggy, where Wylde continues to pound, while gripping her ass. - Another good scene, with more hilarious dialogue, as both Wylde and DeArmond stay in character.  This time it's not only the Male performer but the female performer as well.  Some funny things are said like; "i'm about to crevix punch you/i'm punching you in the baby maker. At one point  DeArmond tells him to take her to "Fuck Town", but when Wylde almost accidentally slips it into her ass he says "well, we almost went to "Brown Town", this is before her ends the scene asking her if she was ever in the Navy, as he jacks off into her mouth. as he's about to "give her some semen", he says.  I have no idea if most of this was improvised, or if it was scripted, but whatever the case may be, it's great stuff.

Scene 4 : Olivia Austin and Tommy Gunn
In the following scene Meteorologist, Rick Stormwatch, finds him back at the station, with one of the station girls, Olivia Austin, as the two go at it.  Olivia drops to her news and sucks Tommy off.  She cradles his balls as she sucks him deep. Olivia is then stripped down to reveal her all, as Gunn, sucks and tongues on her delicious looking pussy.  In missionary, Olivia the spreads, allowing Tommy to drill her nice and deep, before Gunn Lies back, and Olivia climbs on in cowgirl.  She rides a little before propping up on her feet in the position allowing Tommy to hit deep.  Standard goes to reverse, as Tommy continues to hammer hard, as Olivia grinds and bounces on the cock.  Tommy then hits it hard for a brief spell from behind, before he does the same in spoon.  Spooning then moves into hard and steady doggy, which ends the scene.  Tommy predicts "Scattered cum showers" on Olivia's chest.  He was right.  A good scene with nice sex. Olivia Austin who is at the present time a DP STAR contestant, is amazing in my opinion.  Whether she wins or not, I hope DIGITAL PLAYGROUND gives her a shot, as I want to see her in more of their films.  She is hot, and has the potential to be a star in the business, I believe.

Scene 5 : Courtney Taylor and Derrick Pierce
The next scene soon follows, as Tiger Jack(Derrick Pierce), the drunken sportscaster, gets him a little, as he takes on "Lizzy"(Courtney Taylor).  The session begins as Pierce sucks on her big tits, while playing with her pussy, on the club couch. This moves to Courtney Slamming his cock in her mouth as she sucks,  The sucking transitions to some fast and steady doggystyle on the couch. The hard doggy, goes to deep and hard cowgirl, as it's a bumpy ride for Courtney, The position switches, where Pierce continues hard and fast, before being forced to cum in Courtney's mouth. - An ok scene from the two. Pierce is always a great cocksmith, and I like it when, where in doggy, Courtney put on Tiger Ray's Cowboy hat.  Must be the Texan in me!

Scene 6 : Eva Lovia and Steven St. Croix
In the film's final sex scene, we find the bitter rivals, "Angela Fantana"(Eva Lovia), and "Don Marlowe"(Steven St. Croix), back at the leading newscaster's house, where Angela seduces him into sex, simply by being sexy,  The action starts on the couch, where St. Croix has some finger play, before, he goes downtown, as he goes in on Lovia's pussy.  St. Croix munches a bit, before Eva turns the tables, as she licks and sucks his cock.  Steven then shows her what "Don Marlowe likes" when he takes a seat on the couch, where he wants Eva to suck him some more, and she does, making it extra sloppy, as she spits on the cock.  She the mounts St. Croix for a ride in cowgirl. The action of course, soon reverses, giving us a good view of Eva's nice pussy, as she continues in ride.  St. Croix then takes her from behind, as he slips in "a little Marlowe".  After hitting it for a bit from here,  Steven lays Eva back, and raises her legs, then tongues her ass and pussy, before taking things into missionary.  This is where Eva's legs are held high above her head, as Steven slams the hell out of her, hard and fast.  The action is hard enough to make St, Croix cum - which ends the scene. - A really great scene, and technically, it is probably the film's best sex scene.  While there isn't as much comedy in this scene, as opposed to the others, the action is really hot.  Both Eva Lovia and St. Croix, were into it, you can tell.  I seem to love Eva more and more with each time I see her.  She's kind of infectious, I have to admit.

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