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May 1, 2016

Movie Review: Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure (Vivid - 2012)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - January 26, 2016
Starring :

Tommy Pistol
Evan Stone
Tom Byron
John Strong
Barry Scott
Jerry
Lucas Stone
Capri Anderson
Aiden Starr
Jada Fire
Lea Lexis

Synopsis

Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she's a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn't want to admit it. To him she's as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle...only to find Dolly as a prop on a Lizzy porn set! Will Lizzy finally consummate her love for Pee-Wee? Is Pee-Wee really over Dolly? Will you bust a nut over the crazed 4-way interracial ass fuck, or Capri Anderson's awesome body? Hit play (as in playhouse) and find out.



(Runtime - 2 hr. 7 mins.)
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In PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE "Pee-Wee"(Tommy Pistol) is a child-like man, who lives a very happy life.  The day starts out like any other; he wakes up, checks his weight on the scale, pumps his penis up with an enlarger, brushes his teeth, and even plays with his breakfast perversely before eating it.  The morning goes well, as he even caps it off with a love session with his sex doll, that he affectionately calls "Dolly"(Aiden Starr).  When it comes to "Dolly", she is his best friend, and even though she is not real to others, she is very real to him.  He even calls "her" his girlfriend - much to the dissatisfaction to his friend "Lizzy", who is truly in love with Pee-Wee.  But just as the day was going rather swell, things take a turn for the worse when it appears that someone has stolen Pee-Wee's "Dolly".  It all happened when Pee-Wee stopped at "Chuck's"(Evan Stone) novelty store to purchase some fresh sexual goodies.  But unfortunately, after being treated to a viewing of Chuck's latest arrivals, and a back room sex show from Lizzy, Pee-Wee returns to the parking lot to discover that his car....and "Dolly", are gone.  This soon sends Pee-Wee into a panic, as he embarks on a journey to find his "Dolly".  First, Pee-Wee checks with his nemesis, "Francis"(Evan Stone), who had shown interest in "Dolly" previously.  Then, Pee-Wee hitchhikes to a biker bar, via a mysterious trucker named "Large Marge"(Evan Stone).  After escaping a certain demise at the hands of "Big John"(Lucas Stone) and his gang, Pee-Wee discovers that "Dolly" has somehow made "her" way onto a porn set in Hollywood - a film appropriately called "Dollhouse", which is being directed by "Chorkle Horkenfish"(Evan Stone).  So from Arizona, "Big John" hooks Pee-Wee up with a ride via one of his pals, a convict, whom has just spent 14 months in prison, for walking around with a boner in his pants, in the state of Arizona.  Apparently, it's illegal. The trip isn't without hurdles, as the two are eventually pulled over by the cops, however they are able to get out of trouble, due to some quick thinking on the part of Pee-Wee, who dresses up as a woman to fool them.  But despite the setback, Pee-Wee eventually makes it to Hollywood, and on the set of "Dollhouse", where he finds several hopefuls already auditioning for the film's sequel.  Yes even Ron Jeremy can't pass up the opportunity to audition.  It is amongst those auditioning, that Pee-Wee dons a disguise and calls himself "Big Wee".  It works, because Horkenfish is drawn to the look.  It is just what Pee-Wee needed in order to make it on to the set, and to locate "Dolly", whom he eventually does find amid all of the fucking and other shenanigans on set.  His quest to rescue "Dolly" leads to hilarious crashing of several scenes, as he races through them in a bid to escape Horkenfish, and with his prized doll.  So, who really took Dolly?  It all leads to one person. Lizzy, who cannot fight her feelings for Pee-Wee.  In the end, with a little help from "Dolly", Pee-Wee comes to realize that he needs someone who isn't just pieces and parts(particularly ones that have parts that require washing after use), that he needs a real girl.  And although Pee-Wee once thought of her as a "filthy, disgusting whore", as she is a sex worker, he now realizes that she is just the right girl for him.  The journey that Pee-Wee had to go on, to first rescue "Dolly" and then to find love with Lizzy, was an interesting one. So interesting, that Chorkle Horkenfish wants to make it a movie - a porn movie.  And so he does, and then Pee-Wee and Lizzy of course lived happily ever after.

PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE from VIVID, is a film that was released in 2012.  It was Written by David Stanley and Directed by B.Skow, and while it may be an "older" release, I thought that it would fit in, in the present time, seeing as their is a new "Pee-Wee Herman" movie being released in March by Netflix, titled PEE-WEE'S BIG HOLIDAY.  It was that, and the fact that I simply love this Porn parody take on the comedic icon.  I have seen a lot of these Porn parodies in recent years, and while I like a great number of them, very few are the definition of what "parody" is.  A parody is something that takes a mainstream person, place, or thing, and makes light of it - has fun.  While there have been parodies of just about everything these days, most of them are just Adult entertainment remakes of mainstream movies and shows, not all of them are particularly funny. For Porn, the word "Parody" is basically just applied in order for an Adult film to get away with using mainstream characters and subjects.  But every once in awhile, an Adult film is made that is a true parody of its subject.  PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE is such film.  It takes the character of "Pee-Wee" amd drops him into situations that resemble those seen in the mainstream feature PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, only with a sexual twist.  This is really funny stuff, as it is true to the mainstream source, as close as it can be.  The film opens with Pee-Wee getting out of bed, and doing his daily routine.  As soon as he wakes, he does things such as pump up his penis with an enlarger, and retrieves his toothbrush and tooth paste from sex toys that he has fashioned as holders.  And then, when in the kitchen, he constructs with his food, a naked lady, who he tops off with whip cream, as he pretends to jizz all over her pancake boobs.  But that is just the opening montage,  The real fun begins when the theft of Pee-Wee's bike, is here, replaced with the theft of Pee-Wee's sex doll named "Dolly".  Pee-Wee has a bizarre relationship with his doll.  He thinks she's real and considers her his girlfriend.  So when someone steals his precious "Dolly", Pee-Wee's world is turned upside down.  This leads Pee-Wee no other choice but to go out and try to rescue her.  It is during said quest that this Porn parody recreates many of the iconic Pee-Wee moments and characters and modifies them to work within the realm of Porn.  We have the convict, who has just got out of the slammer for excessive boner-age in Arizona, "Large Marge", the ghostly trucker, and even the bar showdown, in which Bee-Wee saves his ass by dancing a jig on the bar.  But, the funniest of PEE-WEE's XXX ADVENTURE comes when his search finds him on a porn set.  Pee-Wee hastily disguises himself, in a bad wig, a mustache, and an atrocious tuft of hair on his chest that rivals "Austin Powers".  This act is really funny, as it mirrors the character's mainstream romp throughout Universal Studios in PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.  However, instead of crashing through many a film set, he here, naturally disrupts a number of Porn scenes in progress, as he is being chased by Chorkle, who has found him out.  This sequence is just hilarious and the amount of fun that everyone had on this film is apparent during this sequences in particular. I laughed so hard at one point in which "Pee-Wee", in an effort to "blend in" begins to participate in a scene.  He just goes on to hump a girl's face, all while disrupting a tree plant, that is being used as a set piece. It's just wild.  It is great stuff.  The film eventually comes to an end, as Pee-Wee rescues "Dolly", but finds real love, too, with Lizzy.  Pee-Wee also gets the whole ordeal turned into a movie.  What kind of movie?  Well, a Porno starring he and Lizzy, of course.  After all, it's only natural, right?

PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE is a great Porn Parody, and is exactly what a Porn parody should be by definition....funny. I have actually seen this particularly film several times now, and still enjoy it a great deal.  I think what makes this one so great is indeed the performances.  Tommy Pistol truly shines here as "Pee-Wee". I will admit that his portrayl takes some getting used to first, but once we do, the character itself becomes quite funny.  While Pistol's performance differs slightly from that of which we are used to seeing from Paul Ruebens, there are times that Tommy really nails the quirks and mannerisms of the character.  It is just a joy to see, and it's funny.  Also pulling a lot of weight here is Evan Stone, who takes on not 1, not 2, but 5 different characters, all with fun results.  First he is "Francis" a spoiled rich kid with a lisp, then he's "Chuck", the sex shop owner(who's Jamacian or something - with gold teeth), "Large Marge", the ghoulish trucker who gives Pee-Wee a ride, and then later he appears briefly as a biker in the bar scene, before we eventually see him as mustached Porn Director, "Chorkle Horkenfish".  You would think that, with so many characters being played by the same person things would become boring, but that is not the case here. All of these characters made me laugh, showing of Evan's level of versatility.  The guy is pretty funny.  Two of the film's other key players are Aiden Starr as "Dolly" and Capri Anderson as "Lizzy", the 2 "ladies" in Pee-Wee's life.  I really liked the character of "Dolly" and how she was handled, in that sometimes she's real and other times she isn't.  In reality, she is only real in Pee-Wee's mind.  Aiden Starr brought a sort of charming quality to that "real" side of "Dolly"  And when it comes to the character of Capri Anderson's "Lizzy", she happens to be one of my favorite things about the film(aside from the fact that she is really sexy).  "Lizzy" represents true love for Pee-Wee.  She loves him, unfortunately, he himself is fixated on "Dolly", and he doesn't exactly like Lizzy's career choice.  She's a dancer/Pornstar, and so Pee-Wee first views her as a whore, thus a relationship is out of the question - at first.  Fortunately Pee-Wee smartens up however, as the story comes to a happy ending.  Also notable for their appearances are Tom Byron as Francis' dad, and Jada Fire as his maid.

For a Porn parody, PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE hits more than a few of the right spots.  It takes elements we are familiar with, as well as a few of its own, to create a parody work that is truly fun and entertaining from beginning to end.  It is one that has lots of great dialogue(Such as this.  Pee-Wee: Lizzy, I understand why you dig, me, I am a hip, fascinating guy, with a lot of great qualities...and well, you're just a whore.  You smell like expired lube and Crazy Larry's smegma stains!") and staying power.  You will want to see it more than once, just for a good laugh.

As for the sex scenes, the film features 5 individual sex scenes, which display a wide variety of sex.  Aside from the 3 standard boy/girl scenes, there is an interracial threesome, as well as an interracial four-way.  All of the scenes are fun, featuring great camera work, but i'd have to say that my favorite scene is the final one, in which Tommy Pistol is finally paired with Capri Anderson.

My Score : 8.5/10

Sex scene breakdown

Scene 1 : Aiden Starr and Tommy Pistol
After eating his morning breakfast, Pee-Wee(Tommy Pistol) heads to a back room, which he keeps safe and secured.  It's because the room keeps his most prized possession safe, his sex doll, he calls "Dolly"(Aiden Starr).  The doll is of course inanimate, but to Pee-Wee, Dolly is very real.  In this scene Dolly spring to life, as she and Pee-Wee have sex.  Tommy begins by playing with Aiden's tits, before going down to play with her pussy.  Tommy shoves in fingers as he continuously tongues and sucks her pussy.  This is followed by Aiden going on to suck Tommy's cock for a time, before he titfucks her.  The action then goes to doggy, where Tommy slams in his cock.  This is followed by cowgirl, which sees Aiden bounces on the cock, giving us a great view of her ass, as Tommy fucks her.  From there, Tommy throat fucks her, as Aiden adds some spit.  This is followed up with spoon, which sees Aiden spread wide, allowing Tommy to fuck her nice and hard at a fast pace.  Spoon is followed by reverse cowgirl, as Aiden climbs on top.  Initially, Starr bounces on the cock while keeping her legs wide, but tight, but this is before Tommy takes charge by drilling her hole, hard. Things then continue in missionary for a time, before the scene ends with Tommy jacking off and cumming all over Aiden's mouth and face. - A good scene to star.  Some nice, hard action, with Tommy staying in character for most of it, and Aiden being pretty vocal through out.

Scene 2 : Capri Anderson and John Strong
For the next scene, we are taken to the back of "Chuck's" novelty store. where "Lizzy"(Capri Anderson) performs her erotic shows.  After a brief tease, Anderson goes to work on the cock of a male performer(John Strong).  As she sucks, the camera angles change to give us a nice view of the action. Capri adds a ton of spit to make the blow job nice and sloppy, before ending the act by sucking and licking his balls.  Things continue in cowgirl, where Strong continuously slams his cock into her hole.  The camera again alternates views during this time.  Then things continue in spoon.  Initially, Capri rubs her clit, as John continues to pound. Things then go to reverse cowgirl, where Capri rides the cock.  From reverse cowgirl comes doggy, where Strong continues by hitting it from behind.  The position goes through several view changes while giving us a nice view of the penetration.  The scene then comes to a close, with Strong cumming into Anderson's mouth. - A good scene with some good action.  I really like Capri Anderson, it's always nice to see her.

Scene 3 : Jade Fire and Evan Stone and Tom Byron
At "Francis'"(Evan Stone) Birthday party, his father(Tom Byron), rewards him with sex from the maid(Jada Fire), as the two of them take on the help.  Things begin with Stone taking things into missionary, as Jada, sucks and tugs off Byron.  From here, Stone keeps a nice steady pace, before Jada hops onto Byron in reverse cowgirl to ride briefly, before things go to Stone first fingering her from behind, before sticking it in.  As Evan continues to pound it in, Jada continues to suck Byron, before roles switch, with Byron fucking her from behind.  After things take to Stone having Jada in horizontal cowgirl, before things switch to side fuck.  It is after that Jade in taken by Tom into cowgirl, as she sucks off Evan.  The scene ends with the two guys jacking off, and cumming on Jada.  Byron is the first to blow, as he cums onto Jada's tits, while Stone follows by blasting a huge load onto Fire's face.  - An ok interracial three-way.  Jada keeps and interesting by talking dirty.

Scene 4 : Lea Lexis and Barry Scott and Jerry and Lucas Stone
At the bar, a four-way between 3 guys(Barry Scott, Jerry and Lucas Stone) and a girl(Lea Lexis) commences on and around the pool table.  Lucas is first to start in on Lea, before the other guys join in.  Lea begins by sucking Lucas' cock, utilizing lots of spit.  This soon entices the others.  Lea then sucks Jerry, while Lucas eats her from behind.  Jerry then takes Lea into doggy briefly, before things are taken into standing side fuck anally, all while Lexus continues to suck Stone. Stone briefly takes her from behind, before he passes her to Scott, who proceeds to pound her hard from behind, as she suck Jerry and then Lucas.  Jerry then fucks her from behind, anally, as he holds up Lea's right leg, allowing him to penetrate her deep as he continues to pound.  From there, things take to on top of the pool table, where Lea rides briefly in cowgirl, as Scott fucks her in the ass.  The anal then continues as Lucas soon takes charge from behind at a fast pace.  Things then go to reverse cowgirl, where Jerry fucks her anally as well, keeping a nice, steady pace, as she sucks the other guys off.  Things then go to missionary where Scott first fucks her vaginally, before Stone does so anally. After, Jerry continuing the anal, fucks Lea in reverse cowgirl before he cums.  This is followed by Scott, who cums by fucking after fucking her in missionary.  This leaves Lucas to cum, but before he can, he is distracted and interrupted by Pee-Wee, which brings the scene to a close. - A pretty good scene.  With 4 people involved there is a lot going on though.  But some fairly good action involving both vaginal and anal sex.

Scene 5 : Capri Anderson and Tommy Pistol
After Pee-Wee finally comes to his senses and gives in to Lizzy, Porn Director, Evan Stone wants to turn Pee-Wee's life into a Porn film.  And so he does.  We are then treated to a scene as they are shooting which involves "Pee-Wee" and "Lizzy" having sex for the camera.  Capri wastes no time going down on Tommy's cock She strokes and sucks and Tommy fucks her mouth, before things take to the bed. This this is where Tommy tongues and fingers Capri's pussy, before pulling her to the edge of the bed, where Tommy slides in his cock in missionary  From here, Pistol keeps a fast and hard pace, before things transition to 69, before going to reverse cowgirl.  It's from here that things begin slow, before Tommy really rams it into her.  The mission ends with Capri grinding on the cock, as the camera goes into close up.  From there, things go into doggy, where Tommy continues his pussy assault.  From here, Tommy keeps up the pace, as he steadily pounds the pussy, with the camera keeping us right into the sction with a great view that includes close up shots.  From doggy comes spoon, where Tommy continues things, before things head to missionary.  Capri's legs are held high and tight as Tommy drills his cock deep inside of her, before she later spreads wide, The action continues until Tommy eventually cums on her face.  - A pretty good scene, with some hard action, and nice energy from both performers.

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