Movie Review: Malice in Lalaland (Vivid/Miss Lucifer Productions - 2010)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - March 17, 2016

Starring :

Sasha Grey
Kagney Linn Karter
Andy San Dimas
Chayse Evans
Jesse Capelli
Mackenzee Pierce
Juelz Ventura
Kristina Rose
Phoenix Marie
Sadie West
Tommy Gunn
Dirty Fred
Danny Mountain
Keni Styles
Alan Stafford
Chris Johnson
Billy Glide
Ron Jeremy

Synopsis
"Malice In Lalaland" is an innovative Miss Lucifer Productions film shot on 35 mm. Based on the two books by Lewis Carroll: "Alice In Wonderland" and "Through The Looking Glass", we stay true to a strange world and its' even stranger characters. Malice (Sasha Grey) manages to escape from an asylum with the help of Rabbit (Stephen Powers). During her escape from Queenie (Andy San Dimas) and Jabbowski (Dirty Fred), she has the most sexy adventures ever. "Let's Fuck 'N Roll!"

(Runtime - 1 hr. 38 mins.)
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In this take, on both ALICE IN WONDERLAND and THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS(both stories by Lewis Carroll), "Malice"(Sasha Grey) is a young girl who escapes from an asylum, which is being overseen by the evil, and domineering "Dr. Queenie"(Andy San Dimas), and her orderly lackey, "Jabbowski"(Dirty Fred),  She escapes with the help with a strange rabbit(Stephen Powers).  After which she litterally falls into a strange world outside the asylum.  As Jabbowski pursues her, the rabbit leads her to a rundown gas station, where she is nearly apprehended.  But that is before a man named "Bill", stops Jabbowski in his tracks.  She narrowly escapes again after she hitches a ride with the eccentric, "Chester", a Photographer, who just so happens to have a fascination with cats, it seems.  Jabbowski leads them to a car chase, but fortunately, Malice and Chester, are able to get away, when things end in a fiery crash.  From there, Malice experiences some fun times with Chester the Photographer.  Not only do they take pictures, they also have sex, and meet up with Chester's friend, "Kater Pills"(Ron Jeremy) at his strip club,  And then, later that day, they also end up at Mad Hatter's place for a wild sex party.  Yet little do they know that Jabbowski is still on Malice's wonderful looking tail.  His gun is blazing, when Jabbowski tracks Malice down at the party.  It is an occasion where again, she narrowly escapes, when she jumps into a nearby car.  And who is in that car?  A ragtag Porn crew, who invite her to be their camera man for their next shoot.  For Malice the shoot seems to be the perfect way to hide out.  Unfortunately, though, Queenie and her lackey are seemingly one step ahead, proving that there truly is no escaping the infamous, Dr. Queenie.

Wild Inside (Vivid - 2014)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - January 27, 2016

Starring :

Tommy Pistol
Richie Calhoun
Lee Stone
Barry Scott
Ava Jay
Andy San Dimas
Lily Labeau
Lexi Swallow

Synopsis
James is a mild-mannered bank vice president, who occasionally steals an extra newspaper, dines and dashes, and cheats a little on his taxes... he's a closet rebel. Lulu is a free-spirited girl who breaks into houses, steals cars and hearts in equal measure, and apologizes for nothing. When Lulu meets James, they bring out each other's shadow side, leading them on a sexual adventure far from James' straight-laced life, and into a dangerous world that includes Lulu's fresh-out-of-prison-Husband, Ray. David Stanley presents a multi-layered drama, with a story as highly charged as its sex, with an insane threeway, all-natural beauties, and facials galore. Open it up... It's Wild Inside.

(Runtime - 2 hr. 9 mins.)
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In the film, WILD INSIDE, James' life should be quite alright, seeing as he has just been promoted to the Vice President for Marquette, the bank in which he works.  But it's not.  That's because James is down and out after his wife "Shelia(Lexi Swallow) left with their kids, 6 weeks ago, after he caught her cheating.  Ever since then, he has been sort of lost, which during this time, sees him looking for an escape.  That is what he believes he has found, when he meets a young woman named "Lulu"(Ava Jay).  Lulu has an adventurous side that the otherwise straight-laced James finds intriguing, and after a sexual encounter, and the hot-wiring of one's car, the pair head out on a road trip to "Lulu's friend "Nancy's"(Andy San Dimas) house.  All is good as the group of 3, head out to the local bar, but that is where they soon would run into trouble.  It's because, also there is "Ray"(Tommy Pistol), Lulu's husband, who just so happens to be fresh out of lockup, after serving 5 months for home invasion.  The night ends with James beat up, bruised and battered, at the hands of Ray.  Yes, James should have stayed away, yet his growing interest in Lulu(whose real name, we lean by this time, is "Audrey"), draws him back to Nancy's house, but there he doesn't just find Lulu/Audrey, he walks right into an elaborate plan, which has been orchestrated by Ray.  Knowing that James has recently been promoted to Vice President at Marquette, Ray kidnaps James in an attempt to have the sum of 2 million dollars transfered over to him.  With time ticking away and the window of opportunity for escaping closing, James must think fast, and what happens in the end, may, or may not have dangerous consequences.

Movie Review: Halloween XXX (Smash Pictures, 2011)

Reviewed by: James DePaolo

Jim Powers is to porn what Alfred Hitchcock is to suspense. When you think of the porn industry, you see directors that are on the cutting edge of how to take their fan base into this fantasy land that we watch on screen our deepest fantasies and perverted thoughts are acted out for us. You had to know it was a matter of time that the porn parodies would start to target horror films. While back in the day, we had films like a porn version of Re-Animator and Exorcist, I always felt that those were so lame and just uninspired. Last year, Evil Head showed mainstream horror fans that they should be more open to porn, and a ton of mainstream sites (ours included) had that film in their top films of 2012.

Now, the mad genius behind The Babysitter series and countless other series jumps into a porn parody of Halloween. I think this film could also get non-porn fans to warm up to porn. Like all Jim Power films, I feel porn and the fantasy world he creates takes a back door to the comedy element. This film has an odd sense of humor that you just know the people behind the film are fans of this film and loving doing this parody. Sort of like the original film, Michael Myers kills his slutty older sister, and like the film 15 years later he escapes the hospital and comes home. Now, comes the twist, Laurie this time around is a schoolgirl that Michael seems to be lusting after.