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January 29, 2016

Movie Review: Avengers Vs. X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (Vivid Superheroes - 2015)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - January 7, 2016

Starring :

Skin Diamond
Jayden James
Penny Pax
Chanel Preston
Jazy Berlin
Katie St. Ives
Dana Vespoli
Zoe Voss
Tom Byron
Lexington Steele
Xander Corvus
Billy Glide
Marcus London
Jason Matrix
Josh Rivers
Nat Turnher
Jack Vegas

Synopsis
It's the most anticipated superhero clash of the century...and it's a porn parody! Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment proudly bring to life every porn loving comic-book geek's wet dream in the blockbuster "Avengers vs X-Men XXX Parody", and it's even more awesome than you imagined. So grab your lube bottle and watch your favorite superheroes square off in more ways than one in the movie Hollywood never dared to make!

(Runtime - 1 hr. 56 mins.)
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In the Porn parody blockbuster, AVENGERS VS. X-MEN XXX: A PORN PARODY, the Marvel universe finds themselves at a standstill after the battle with the villainous, Onslaught have left them torn.  Many soldiers such as "Thor" and "Ironman" have perished.  They are all great losses, but there is no loss more devastating than that of Professor Charles Xavier, whom has also died.  Now, without their leader and mentor, the mutants known as  the X-Men struggle to find the motivation to continue to fight for justice.  However, there is one man, who believes that he can lead the X-Men back to prominence after the loss.  And that man, is one, "Magneto"(Tom Byron).  It is a proposal that shocks not only the X-Men, but The Avengers as well, who are led by "Nick Fury"(Lexington Steele).  Neither can fathom the idea of such a man leading the group, as Magneto is, of course the X-Men's greatest rival.  But as the X-Men choose to ponder the proposal at hand, Fury and his team(which still includes the likes of "Captain America"(Josh Rivers, "Mockingbird"(Penny Pax), and "Spider-Man"(Xander Corvus), fear  what's to come, as well as for the sake of mankind.  And so, they prepare to go to battle with their brothers in arms.  It is a battle of epic comic book proportions, as the 2 iconic factions set to square off.