Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock - March 16, 2016
Starring :
Stefani Morgan
Monique Alexander
Penny Flame
Savanna Samson
Hillary Scott
Lacie Heart
Samantha Ryan
Lisa Daniels
Erika Jordan
Kina Kai
Kayla Paige
Sunny Leone
Cassidey
Courtney Simpson
Stacy Thorn
Derrick Pierce
Evan Stone
Christian XXX
Jay Huntington
Marty Romano
Synopsis
Stefani and Monique are rivals on the same team, competing for the same boy, and a win in the National Cheerleading World Championships in Bakersfield, California. After Stefani suffers a fatal accident in a botched but fabulous flip, she meets her guardian angel, Penny Flame, and promptly makes a deal to go back to earth to avenge her loss. She reappears in the body of Hillary Scott, and from the gates of Heaven, all hell breaks loose.
(Runtime - 2 hr. 02 mins.)
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In the re-imagining, DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...AGAIN, Life is going great for "Debbie"(Stefani Morgan). She has a boyfriend named "Jason"(Derrick Pierce) and her beloved cheer squad, which she captains, has received an invitation to compete in the National Cheerleading World Championships, in Bakersfield California. For her, things couldn't possibly go wrong, as she and her team have their eyes on the prize. That is until...she dies. It all happened one day during a routine practice, when the squad brainstorms about moves that could possibly put them on top at the Championships. That is when Debbie suggests that she perform the legendary, but most difficult, cheer move - the "Triple Double Tumble" flip. The squad has their reservations about performing the move, because very few have pulled it off - especially in competition. But Debbie insists that it would be the move to win it all. From there, Debbie is tossed in the air where she performs the necessary tumbles and flip, but while in mid-air, Jason, whom was to catch her, is distracted by Debbie's in-squad rival, "Allison"(Monique Alexander) who flashes her pussy in his direction. As a result, Debbie comes crashing down onto the ground, and the results aren't good. The fall is unfortunately fatal. Following her untimely death, Debbie is sent to heaven, and into the arms of a guardian angel named "Gwendolyn"(Penny Flame), who would help her cope with death, and prepare her for the afterlife. But after a brief period in Heaven, she tells Gwendolyn, that she just isn't ready to go. This is when Gwendolyn and the angel, "Todd"(Evan Stone) work out a deal with her. They say that she will be able to return to Earth - but only for a limited time, and it must be on their terms. After which, she is to return to them. However, although they said that she could return to her previous life, they did not say how. That is when Debbie's plans hit a snag. That's because, instead of returning in her own body, Gwendolyn has picked one for her. Unfortunately, whom she has picked for Debbie, just so happens to be an uncoordinated geek, named "Becca"(Hillary Scott), who would have absolutely no shot at making the Cheer squad. After watching Becca try and fail at Cheerleading tryouts, and witnessing a few failed suicide attempts, Debbie finally sees Becca die when she slips on a bar of soap, and hits her head on the bathtub. This is when the soul of Debbie, successfully transfers over into the body. Debbie is now Becca, but no one knows it, Not even the Cheer squad, which she soon wows. They eventually let her on to the squad, much to the chagrin of new Cheer Captain, Allison. Soon, the new "Debbie-ized" Becca becomes the darling of her squad, who soon vote out Allison as Captain, thus giving Becca the reigns. Through Becca, Debbie is now back on top, as she leads the way for her team, as they arrive in Bakersfield California, where we would find that revenge is yet to come, as she lines Allison up for an identical fate(yes it again involves the dreaded Triple Double Tumble Flip.). With her revenge finally served, Debbie, expecting to enter the pearly gates of Heaven for good, is quite surprised, when it is revealed that she's been tricked, and that Gwendolyn is actually the Devil in disguise. That's right, Debbie goes to Hell, and she meets some familiar faces along the way as she participates in a fiery orgy - including "Miss Jones"(Savanna Samson) herself.
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April 24, 2016
March 15, 2016
Movie Reviews: Debbie Loves Dallas (Vivid Alt. 2007)
Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock - March 15, 2016 Starring :
Cassidey
Dana DeArmond
Charlotte Stokely
Pixie Pearl
Monique Alexander
Melodie Gore
Stoya
Tommy Pistol
James Deen
Alex Gonz
Julius Ceazher
Danny Wylde
Icarus Corpse
Justin Syder
Synopsis
Debbie Loves Dallas does what other doesladen (yep, made-up word) Debbie remakes couldn't, or rather, wouldn't. Ok, so here, Debbie comes face to face with that Eon McKai character (2006 AVN award winner), no stranger to deconstructing adult film's most treasured franchises. Shot for cable television series Debbie Does Dallas Again, Eon fought to bring us the ultimate porno melting pot - an ensemble cast that's the who's who of porn's alt, proper and past, a completely fresh take on a classic adult film, and the cynical humor that we've come to expect from him. So, now Debbie's crushing on the synth-pop sensation Dallas, trying to hook up with the lead singer, and...confused? I bet...well, get used to it because this summer's hottest, feel-good, date movie is not being shown at the multiplex - you're looking at it! Oh, and we suggest screening it with mixed company.
(Runtime - 1 hr. 58 mins.)
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In the film, DEBBIE LOVES DALLAS, "Debbie Benton". and her friend "Shauna Grant" make ends meet by working as Pornstars, with their latest work being the music video inspired shoot, "Smells like Teen Pussy". In the video, all of the girls dressed like cheerleaders with each of them wearing old school Converse shoes. It is at this shoot that the topic of "Dallas", a Synth-Pop band comes up in conversation between the girls on set. Bambi, whose Father, "Mr. Greenfield"(FJ Lincoln) is a record Exec with his own label, Silverthroat Promotions and Records, explains that her dad, at one point, nearly signed the band, while Debbie explains that Dallas is her favorite band of all, and that she wants nothing more than to be with the band's lead singer, "Punky"(Alex Gonz). In a bit of a coincidence(or not), that's also what Bambi wants - thus putting the two girls at odds. Debbie and Shauna eventually go back to Debbie's house, where they discover that Debbie's boyfriend, "Josh"(James Deen) has rented the house out, for use as a Porn set. Sometime later, however, Debbie and Shauna run into "Tammy"(Dana DeArmond) and Bambi at the hair salon, where the topic of "Dallas" comes up again. The band is going to be in town soon, so Debbie and Bambi enter into a little bet. A bet to see who can sleep with "Punky" first. And it is from there, when the band arrives into town that the wheels are set into motion as the girls see who can get to the singer first. At a local recording studio, Debbie, Bambi and their friends run a distraction as Debbie and and Bambi look to hunt down the singer(even with both of them sucking off the doorman). However, when that plan fails, each of the girls devise different strategies. Debbie thinks that she has found Dallas online, and is chatting with him, while Bambi poses as an interviewer, named "Wendy O. Williams", in order to get closer to him. Neither plan works out, with one scenario being more hilarious than the other. Fortunately in the end, however, Debbie "does", as she just so happens to be the lady of choice for the man of her dreams after he spots her at a show. And the rest....as they say, is history.
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