Anchorwoman: A XXX Parody (Digital Playground - 2011)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - December 9, 2015

Starring :

Eva Lovia
Courtney Taylor
Dana DeArmond
London Keyes
Olivia Austin
Steven St. Croix
Derrick Pierce
Tommy Gunn
Van Wylde

Synopsis
The sexy and career-oriented Angela is done sucking her way to become lead anchorwoman.  She has a vision for the Channel 6 News and if upper management can’t see it, she’s going to spice things up herself.  The news needs a feminine touch and with her team of slutty colleagues, they plan to showcase their ability to captivate viewers with their amazing breasts and immaculate legs!  The ladies are working overtime and they’re headed towards prime time television.

(Runtime - 2 hr. 39 mins.)

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In DIGITAL PLAYGROUND's ANCHORWOMAN: A XXX PARODY, Taking place in 1975 - it is a battle of the sexes, when a determined news reporter, named Angela Fantana comes on the scene at Channel 6 News in Los Angeles. Angela has just transfered from a station in San Diego, where we assume she did well.  However, when Angela arrives in LA, she is disappointed to find that the outlook is very different in the eyes of Channel 6.  From the executives, to the on-air staff, the station is very male dominated, as they feel that the news is best delivered by a man, and that women should take a back seat.  Of course, this is opposite of what Angela thinks, and she's determined to show up the guys.  Even if it means that she first must distract them with sex!  One such encounter with her station boss, Ned, earns her a week on air in order to prove herself.  An experiment that goes very well, as it sees the station leading the competition by a 50% margin.  But even with the proof of better ratings, both Ned and the rest of the crew are still firm in their stance, when it comes to male supremacy.  That is when Angela gets with station girls; Briana, Harmony and Lizzy to execute a plan, that would put into motion, an all female takeover, that would of course put popular on-air talents such as; Ron Marlowe, Rick Stormwatch, Ryan Shasta, and Tiger Jack out of work.

Movie Review: Malice in Lalaland (Vivid/Miss Lucifer Productions - 2010)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - March 17, 2016

Starring :

Sasha Grey
Kagney Linn Karter
Andy San Dimas
Chayse Evans
Jesse Capelli
Mackenzee Pierce
Juelz Ventura
Kristina Rose
Phoenix Marie
Sadie West
Tommy Gunn
Dirty Fred
Danny Mountain
Keni Styles
Alan Stafford
Chris Johnson
Billy Glide
Ron Jeremy

Synopsis
"Malice In Lalaland" is an innovative Miss Lucifer Productions film shot on 35 mm. Based on the two books by Lewis Carroll: "Alice In Wonderland" and "Through The Looking Glass", we stay true to a strange world and its' even stranger characters. Malice (Sasha Grey) manages to escape from an asylum with the help of Rabbit (Stephen Powers). During her escape from Queenie (Andy San Dimas) and Jabbowski (Dirty Fred), she has the most sexy adventures ever. "Let's Fuck 'N Roll!"

(Runtime - 1 hr. 38 mins.)
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In this take, on both ALICE IN WONDERLAND and THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS(both stories by Lewis Carroll), "Malice"(Sasha Grey) is a young girl who escapes from an asylum, which is being overseen by the evil, and domineering "Dr. Queenie"(Andy San Dimas), and her orderly lackey, "Jabbowski"(Dirty Fred),  She escapes with the help with a strange rabbit(Stephen Powers).  After which she litterally falls into a strange world outside the asylum.  As Jabbowski pursues her, the rabbit leads her to a rundown gas station, where she is nearly apprehended.  But that is before a man named "Bill", stops Jabbowski in his tracks.  She narrowly escapes again after she hitches a ride with the eccentric, "Chester", a Photographer, who just so happens to have a fascination with cats, it seems.  Jabbowski leads them to a car chase, but fortunately, Malice and Chester, are able to get away, when things end in a fiery crash.  From there, Malice experiences some fun times with Chester the Photographer.  Not only do they take pictures, they also have sex, and meet up with Chester's friend, "Kater Pills"(Ron Jeremy) at his strip club,  And then, later that day, they also end up at Mad Hatter's place for a wild sex party.  Yet little do they know that Jabbowski is still on Malice's wonderful looking tail.  His gun is blazing, when Jabbowski tracks Malice down at the party.  It is an occasion where again, she narrowly escapes, when she jumps into a nearby car.  And who is in that car?  A ragtag Porn crew, who invite her to be their camera man for their next shoot.  For Malice the shoot seems to be the perfect way to hide out.  Unfortunately, though, Queenie and her lackey are seemingly one step ahead, proving that there truly is no escaping the infamous, Dr. Queenie.

Movie Review: Sex Bots: Programmed For Pleasure (Wicked Pictures - 2016)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock

Starring :
Asa Akira
Jessica Drake
Stormy Daniels
Brad Armstrong
Dirk Huge
Eric John
Eric Masterson
Jovan Jordan
Marco Banderas
Ramon Nomar
Steve Holmes
Tommy Gunn

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Synopsis
Award winning director Brad Armstrong looks into the future where scientists have created the Ultimate Sexual Companion, and after a decade of work they’ve achieved perfection. But the day before the Asa Doll (Asa Akira) is set to be unveiled to the world, she malfunctions and fucks the lead scientist to death. The lab goes into lockdown and Asa comes face to face with 8 security technicians. Before they know what hit them, Asa is fucking them into submission in the biggest gangbang of her career, and it’s absolutely incredible! But the action doesn’t stop there. Next she comes across two other Sexbots (Jessica drake & Stormy Daniels) and activates them for an incredible “interface” session. It’s the first time these three Superstars have been on camera together, and it will go down in porn history. Get ready for an action packed sci-fi erotic adventure into the future of sexual gratification.

(Runtime - 1 hr. 34 mins.)
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In SEX BOTS: PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE, Professor Nolan Keller(Brad Armstrong), a Scientist at Real Doll Industries, has, for the last decade worked on a Top Secret project called "EVE".  The purpose of EVE, is create the world's ultimate "companion" droid.  The program excelled when Keller and his team, discovered a genetic mutation, which allowed them to produce a life-like outer skin.  From there, Keller continued on, rendering the perfect droid in the "Asa Doll"(Asa Akira).  After years of development, It is now the day before Keller is to release his ultimate creation onto the world, but first, he decides to give her one last test run.  He activates the droid for sex, which she soon complies with, just as she is programmed to do.  But unfortunately, the otherwise hot round of sex between the Scientist and his creation, leads to something going terribly wrong.  The sex is so hot and heavy, that it causes the "Asa Doll" to malfunction, and soon she goes haywire, as she displays an insatiable hunger for "more" sex.  It is just too much for Nolan to bare, as the "Asa Doll", literally fucks him to death.  However, in an act of desperation, Keller is able to hit the panic button, shortly before his death.  This puts the lab on lockdown, and sends 8 security technicians into motion, as they attempt to shutdown the sex-craving droid.  But, as we would find, even they are no match for temptation, as they too, fall prey to the Asa Doll's sexual allure.  From there, as the doll craves more and more of what she was made for, Asa takes on the guys, as part of a 9 person gangbang.  This would have been enough for any woman to handle, however, being an ani-bot - she was built for it.  Still instilled with the craving, and the urge for sexual pleasure, The "Asa Doll" soon discovers 2 other droids(Jessica Drake and Stormy Daniels), which are very much like her.  Once activated, the 3 droids waste no time getting down to what they are programmed to do best, as the partake in a monumental three-way.  In the end, after all 3 find pleasure, and with no Scientists in sight to stop them, they wander into the unknown, that is the outside world, to hopefully spread pleasure - one person at a time.

Movie Review: The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid - 2014)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - December 31, 2015

Starring :

Penny Pax
Anika Albrite
Penny Pax
Dahlia Sky
Ash Hollywood
Michael Vegas
Tommy Gunn
Danny Wylde

Synopsis
It's just like The Dating Game, only Bachelor Number Two means he's doing anal! Welcome to the funniest spoof in game-show-porn history, with a behind the scenes, and on-camera look at freaky makeup artists, fetish-y contestants, and a host who can't stay out of a bachelorette's pants! The Date Game, only from Vivid. Great date night movie...just make sue she's loose.

(Runtime - 1 hr. 28 mins.)
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From the dating capital of the world, Hollywood California it's the dating game show that everyone knows and loves - The Dating Game!  Although this isn't your mom's dating game show - it's THE DATING GAME XXX, a porn parody from VIVID and Director, Hank Hoffman, who with this film, follow up their previous parody of THE NEWLYWED GAME, THE NEWLYWED GAME XXX: A PORN PARODY.

The film finds the game, which is hosted by the eccentric "Tim Slange"(Michael Vegas, as an hilarious take on real host, Jim Lange), playing host to Bachelor, "Paul Robert Davis"(Danny Wylde), as he will choose one of three Bachelorette hopefuls at the end of the game.  They will then win a date, which will see them flown to Boca Raton Florida, where they will enjoy an airboat ride along the Waxahachie Everglades, a couple's horseback excursion, and more.  The 3 Bachelorettes are Bachelorette #1, "Jackie Jean Bradford"(a freak of a lady played by Anikka Albrite), Bachelorette #2, "Angela"(a bit of a ditzy airhead, played by Dahlia Sky[here credited under her former stage name, Bailey Blue]) and Bachelorette #3 "Debbie Rickles"(a nice Southern Belle played by Penny Pax).  After Tim Slange divulges some details about the ladies(Jackie works at a nail salon. Angela collects stuffed bumble bees, and Debbie was born in the back on a deliver truck, on the night of a full moon, and so on), Paul feeds a round of questions, most sexual in nature, in which the ladies field. Questions having to do with things such as; fantasies, late night booty calls, and keeping promises.  The questions and answers, are fun.  However we soon find that it is what they all do during commercial breaks that is the most exciting.  Yes, after the ads for products such as Faboosh Laundry Detergent, and Bilco - hair in a can, are seen, the real action begins.  From the makeup room, dressing rooms, and back stage area, both the game's staff and contestants, just can't keep their hands off one another.  And lucky for us!

Movie Review: Watch Over Me (2013, Digital Playground)

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, step right up... look closely now...Watch what this hand is doing...Watch it, now...Don't look away, or you'll miss something amazing...and, presto!! See?? The other hand does something even more amazing. The finest prestidigitators will allure, seduce and manipulate the hapless observer with his adept skill...with the most devious of twists and turns...distracting enough to covertly veil what the magician actually has in mind. There's a certain satisfying revelation, in being fooled by the magician...even when the so-called 'magician' is an equally adept film writer. Most film aficionados can rattle off a plethora of general audience movies, which upheld that delightfully manipulative ability to draw to the right...keeping the viewer from seeing what's happening on the left...until that foremost moment, when the 'magic' takes place. However, one might be quite amusingly taken aback, when that same seductive and deceptive ploy is unexpectedly thrown into the steamy proceedings, within the unconventional realm of adult film entertainment. Unexpected, yes...but in the adroit and able-bodied direction of film-maker Robby D...quite well executed, and resulting in his latest moody and tension-edged sexual excursion, 2013's "Watch Over Me."

Movie Review: Mothers and Daughters (2012, Digital Playground)

Released: April 12, 2012
Director: Robby D.
Company: Digital Playground
Cast: Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, Selena Rose, Vicky Chase, Dyanna Lauren, Diamond Foxxx, Lisa Ann, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Danny Mountain

Review By: Rob Sibley

Fucking hell... this is what I call adult entertainment! I can say this is probably the best adult feature of 2012 you can take that statement to the bank! Yowza man, where to begin with this one?

“Mothers & Daughters” from Digital Playground is everything and more that a warm blooded American male could want from a porno. These sexy little cougars go to town big time in this one. This film is wall to wall sex. Each scene better then the next, all scenes are done with such energy and excitement it'll blow your... mind.