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It's like that book you read when you were a kid. You know, the one with Grover in it. I think it was called, The Monster at the End of This Book. Remember it? With every page you keep thinking, "I know it's just going to be Grover at the end, but it might be Cookie Monster or Harry Monster or even Telly! Oh, do I hope it's Telly!" Well, guess what? It's just stupid Grover! With every page they dupe you into reading on and on. That's kinda what this is going to be like. By the end you'll think to yourself, "That son of a gun! He sucked me in!" That's kinda what I hope happens in this collection of essays, blogs and letters.

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This is a deal among deals. Many months of blood, sweat and keystrokes went into my first book, and I am very proud of it. I think it's the best piece of entertainment that I've ever produced. If you like Cinema Head Cheese, which you know you do, pick up a copy or two. Stuff one in a stocking, slide one under the menorah and do whatever you do for Kwanzaa. Whatever you do, just buy it and enjoy. It's a great way to support us and our site.