Machete Scavenger Hunt

We have a couple of Machete reviews already, so I won't bother to get into details on this one. The movie is funny, full of action, and worth watching twice in three days, which I did. If you haven't seen it, you really should. Danny Trejo is a guy whose name I'm always happy to see in the credits of any movie. I hope they make the sequels that the end credits promise.

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I did notice several great things in this movie. I want to see if you can find them too. So, if you've seen it or you haven't, I decided to create a little scavenger hunt. Print this list before you watch the movie, and see what you can find. Don't worry, there aren't any real spoilers here. I just think this is a hell of a lot of fun.

• The world's cheapest video phone
• An interestingly placed cell phone
• A meat thermometer
• An ice cream cart
• A weed whacker
• A terrible Mexican accent
• Two terrible Southern accents
• Bionic sound effects
• A nod to Christina Lindberg
• A nod to Che Guevara
• A nod to Die Hard? Sort of?
• A discount hitman
• Cinema's greatest hari-kari
• The only way Lindsay Lohan can find work in movies

Get your pencils sharpened, kids. Check these off when you find them, do a shot, or whatever you want. Either way, just watch this movie. If you won't... who will?