Before I start my review of Cult Epics' Blu-ray release of Tinto Brass' Monamour and Kick The Cock I'd like to open with a quote from a very famous musical artist : "I like big butts and I cannot lie" ~ Sir Mix-A-Lot. Yes, it's true, I do, and that's why the Picasso of the Posterior, Tinto Brass ( Salon Kitty, Cheeky, Caligula) is one of my heroes. Cult Epics has taken the time and effort to put some of Tinto's finer more recent efforts in Hi-Definition. Here's a look at their two-disc Blu-ray release of Monamour and Kick The Cock.
Get Monamour and Kick the Cock 2-Disc Blu-ray
Marta (Played by the gorgeous and very horny, Anna Jimskaia) and her husband, Dario (Max Parodi) are having some marital issues. Only 6 months into marriage and the sex has hit a wall. Dario has turned into a complete bore with his 30 second love-making sessions. What's a girl to do when her man can't get her off anymore? That's where Leon (Riccardo Marino) comes into the picture to take Marta off her worries about Dario's inadequacies (Having a soup-can sized frankfurter helps too).
Leon now becomes the object of Marta's non-stop fantasies following they're meeting at a party. The fantasies range from: Anal in a bathroom(with plenty of liquid soap), fingering in an Italian eatery -complete with roaming opera singers dressed like Schneider from "One Day at a Time"- and a very wet outdoor sexcapade in a forest; while pouring rain comes down on the fornicators. Marta puts all her fantasies down in written form in her diary (right where hubby Dario can see it). He becomes filled with jealousy and anger...you'd think, but no, Dario is insatiable...for 30 seconds, again.
Soon it becomes certain to Marta that, that one-time romp with Leon needs to become more consistent. But the real question is: Does Leon want more of Marta or does he just wanna share his Tibetan yak dong with other lovely lasses? If Marta doesn't get Leon, one thing she can thank Leon for is empowering her.. with his member. It's a win, win for the lovely Marta.
The video quality of Monamour is excellent and shows some improvement on the DVD release which looked just fine when it was released last year. The audio is very good as well, though, I encourage folks to avoid the English audio track. It's nice to have that extra option, but the Italian language track does the film justice, and doesn't give it a "Skinemax" ridiculousness. I really enjoyed the soundtrack too; which is also pleasing to the ears. The music is just fun, upbeat and placed appropriately - especially when Anna decides to shake all her wonderful goods. We also get a behind-the-scenes for Monamour. Tinto talks a little about the story, there's also a lot of footage of Tinto in action and Anna Jimskaia is interviewed as well. She seems very pleased with her performance and loving every minute of production.
It doesn't stop there! On disc two, we're treated to the Tinto Brass' short film Kick The Cock. Brass fans, this exactly what you'd expect - a very playful and perverse little number that looks fine visually too. Tinto sits at a table ogling his new maid (the very sexy Angelita Franco) while she does various kitchen duties with her arse cheeks exposed outside her maid uniform. The second part of the short veers into a little more sleazy territory with Tinto watching her through a window, stroking away until a syrupy load coats the window whilst smoking a fat cigar. It's a fake wiener but still way out there. A few extras are included on the disc, behind-the-scenes, pictures are shot for a comic strip, Tinto hits the film fest circuit in one featurette and we even get to see the lovely Franco performing at a venue doing a dance.
Cult Epics has been one of the most consistent companies when it comes to quality Blu-ray releases (See any of their Metzger releases), Monamour and Kick The Cock just continue this wonderful trend that should surely please Brass admirers.
This man is a genius of film-making!
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