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February 1, 2024

A Binge too Far #38 – Swamp of the Pet Sematary reboot (2019 – 2023)

Stunning and eerie Pet Sematary (2019) poster


Creepy Pet Sematary (2019) poster

Pet Sematary
(2019)

 

After her sister (Alyssa Brooke Levine, in her debut) died from a spine-related illness (that results in several creepy scenes courtesy of flashbacks), Rachel (Amy Seimetz), her husband (TV actor Jason Clarke), and their kids move to a secluded house in the middle of nowhere, U.S.A. The only problem with this particular quiet location is the big trucks that pass by on occasion from the nearby highway and the tenants should be somewhat careful when crossing the street. One of those trucks kills the family cat, and when its corpse is found by the male lead he asks for the help of friendly neighbor Jud (TV actor John Lithgow) to bury it at the local (and absolutely spooky) pet cemetery. The thing though with this particular cemetery is its haunted history that brings the animals back to life. And so does this cat, but when it comes back, it is not exactly the same cute pet.

 

Stephen King’s Pet Sematary novel had an unfortunate adaptation for the big screen already, namely Pet Sematary (1989), but despite how much this movie was hated by those that saw it, it still spawned a sequel which was even more awful, namely Pet Sematary II (1992). It is no surprise that during the current Stephen King renaissance that the same book is adapted (this time by screenwriter Jeff Buhler, who also penned the same year’s The Prodigy, discussed briefly on this article’s introduction), albeit in much more high-profile fashion. Paramount Pictures was involved and a $21 million budget was utilized. The film went on to gross a massive $112.4, so quite predictably a sequel followed suit.

 

The end result is – to put it frankly – amazing. This is one modern horror film that is scary, vile, and grim. Kevin Kolsch’s and Dennis Widmyer’s direction is full of power, it takes you by surprise, it grabs your face and gives you an experience that you may not be able to forget easily. The cinematography by Laurie Rose (who works mostly in television) is also top notch.

 

Oh, and in case you’re wondering how this film qualifies for inclusion in this column, suffice to say that as long as zombie humans are considered monsters, so do zombie cats. I watched this on my 36th birthday and it was an amazing gift to me.

 

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines
(2023)

 

Set in 1969 Ludlow (that resembles many a Small Town, U.S.A.) amidst references to the Vietnam War and very little other historical or cultural background, this prequel is about a group of young people who have to face the local ancient evil course.

 

Following the commercial and critical success of the 2019 remake, this prequel directed by Lindsay Anderson Beer (who also penned the screenplay with Jeff Buhler) does not really know where it wants to go, and its story is all over the place, becoming not so much of a tale, but rather an abstract canvas that is employed only as an excuse for a series of gory set-pieces to be showcased. And whereas this would sound like a warning sign by uptight film critics, it is kind of the opposite here and I offer it as a recommendation. Yes, some of the CGI are not so good (luckily the practical effects are really cool), and some of the young actors cannot offer much to the table (and are saved only by the experience of veteran colleagues that include David Duchovny and Pam Grier), but this is a very entertaining film that does its best to scare you or gross you out, and most of the times it succeeds. It premiered at the Fantastic Fest and is now available for streaming at Paramount+. More sequels have been promised and we’ll be here to watch them.


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