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January 16, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Too Funny To Fail (Hulu, 2017)

The rise and fall of The Dana Carvey Show is documented thanks to the help of its creators and stars.

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January 13, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

The star filled sequel takes four high school kids inside of a dangerous video game.

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January 11, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Gilbert (Future You, 2017)

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried is profiled in this documentary about his career and private life.

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January 9, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Glitch: Season 2 (Netflix, 2017)

The second season of the Australian sci-fi series answers mamny questions while creating many more.

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January 6, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Disaster Artist (Point Grey Pictures, 2017)

James and Dave Franco play Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero in the biopic about the making of a cult favorite bad movie.

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December 29, 2017

Kill Katie Malone (2010) Movie Review

Sorry it’s been a hot minute since I delved into the slooooooowly dwindling tower of DVDs I got from CHC. I’d like to say the holidays have been super busy for me but to be honest, I think I just got overwhelmed by the stack of suck staring at me every day from the TV stand...reminding me...that it’s full of suck...

Anyway, let’s get into the next one. *weeps*

Kill Katie Malone opens with a terrified young girl holding a box that obviously unnerves her. As she runs to grab something to set the cursed thing on fire, she trips over nothing (bitches always be tripping over nothing) and doesn’t succeed. When her father bursts in, trying to convince some unseen power to spare his daughter, it doesn’t listen.

Obvi.

Next thing we know, three college friends are hanging out when one, Jim, decides to go onto UBid.com and order an antique box containing an authentic ghost. THE antique box. His friends are dubious but he insists, even going so far as borrowing money from Dixie (Jim’s roommate). Ginger thinks they’re both idiots but whatevs.

When the damned thing arrives, Jim thinks Ginger and Dixie need to each make a wish before opening. I don’t really know why. Maybe that proves the ghost will do their bidding... but okay. Turns out their wishes come true. But that’s just the beginning. Inside they find an old locket with the initials K.M. *shrug* Let’s just go on about our lives.

Until...strange things start happening. Dixie and Jim’s room is trashed; Ginger is getting harassed by unseen forces; any student who disses on any of the three amigos ends up dead. Maybe it’s time to find out a little more about this box, the locket, and the ghost.

Can you guess what KM stands for??

Wanna check out my box?
Jim finally realizes the box is responsible. But why? He decides to track down the person he outbid online for the damn thing. Turns out the bidder is the sister of the girl who died in the beginning. She knows that the ghost inside the box was Katie Malone, a poor Irish girl sold into slavery and terribly, TERRIBLY abused by her owners. Her spirit ended up in the box and now whomever owns it becomes Katie’s family, in a sense. But since the only families she’d ever known were made up of horrible human beings, she eventually kills whomever bought her box.

*giggle* I said ‘box’.

So this sister explains that the only way to stop the killing is to sell the box. Her plan is to buy it off Jim then NEVER OPEN THE DAMN THING AGAIN, there by trapping Katie inside forever. Because I’m sure that’ll work out perfectly.

I’ll give you three guesses how this ends.

The Three Douchekateers.

While I have to admit the production value on this is 100x better than most of the shit I get for CHC, and some of the acting is above average, everything else was basically on par with the low-rent crap I watch all the time. 

The premise was interesting, the backstory on Katie was actually rather heartbreaking, but the story got muddled halfway through. All these random rules and one-and-done characters that felt thrown in to beef up the skeleton of a storyline. The special f/x weren’t all that special either.

Eventually the film started to feel like The Grudge and The Ring went to a swingers’ bar and hooked up with The Possession and a handful of cursed object movies for a long sweaty night of naked Twister, arms and legs intertwining and glistening in the light of a roaring fire, where eventually you couldn’t distinguish one body part from...

Did it get hot in here??

Aside from one self-inflicted death scene, this was mostly a snooze fest. I say skip it and go see if you can find that swinger’s bar.


1 hatchet (out of 5)




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December 25, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (Disney/Lucasfilm, 2017)

The latest in the Star Wars series has received mixed reviews, but Kevin Moyers tells all the haters why they (including Mark Hamill) are wrong in this spoiler-filled review. Happy Life Day!

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December 21, 2017

FanCam: The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special (2002)

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special is lifted right from the one-shot comic of the same name. With a budget of around 3K, director Scott Lebrecht was the first to bring the Main Man to the big screen! The eight-minute short film was for Lebrecht's USC film school project and there is a LOT of love dumped into it. Love dumping like Santa in a North Pole prostitute. Yep, this one isn't for the kiddies. The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special is a favorite comic of mine and is one of the funny books largely responsible for what I do today. It is irreverent, violent and quite funny. And surprisingly, so is Lebrecht's short film!

December 19, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Animal Factory (Arrow Video, 2000/2017)

Steve Buscemi directs an all-star cast in this story of a young man's time in prison.

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December 17, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Happy!: S1E1: Saint Nick (SYFY, 2017)

Christopher Meloni and Patton Oswalt star in the SYFY adaptation of the comic book about a disgraced cop and a little girl's imaginary friend.

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December 12, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Crisis on Earth X Crossover (CW/DC, 2017)

The Arrowverse battles their alter egos from a planet controlled by Nazis.

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December 9, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Love You More: Pilot (Amazon, 2017)

Comedian Bridget Everett stars in a funny and thoughtful pilot about a woman trying to figure out her place in life.

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December 5, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (Netflix, 2017)

Jim Carrey releases unseen footage from behind the scenes of Man on the Moon and shares his experience of becoming Andy Kaufman for the biopic.

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December 2, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Butterfly Effect (Audible, 2017)

Writer Jon Ronson spends a year exploring the downfall of the adult film industry and its connection to a single free tube site.

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November 29, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Punisher: Season 1 (Netflix, 2017)

Frank Castle returns following his run-in with Daredevil to face old friends, new enemies, and an ally he didn't expect.

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November 21, 2017

Movie Review: Orgy of the Dead (1965)

Directed by Stephen C. Apostolof, aka A. C. Stephen

“Are you heterosexual …?”

A most original tagline used to promote this quintessential “nudie cutie.” Better yet, listen to what Criswell, the fabulously unreliable prophet has to say – “I am Criswell. For years, I have told the almost unbelievable, related the unreal and showed it to be more than a fact. Now I tell a tale of the threshold people, so astounding that some of you may faint.”

Hip couple Bob (William Bates) and Shirley (Pat Barrington, Agony of Love, 1966) head out to the local cemetery to dig up inspiration for a ghost story. Tipping its hat to its Edward D. Wood Jr.- penned script, these scenes alternate between day and night in the manner of his Plan Nine from Outer Space (1959). Pulling up to the boneyard, they are introduced to the “Emperor” (Criswell under any other name) and the “Black Ghoul” (Fawn Silver, a Vampira wannabe) who tie the two up for an evening of supernatural fun ‘n’ games.

What we get in Orgy of the Dead is a series of “interpretive dances” from some cut-rate dancers in what amounts, to what another scribe described as just a “tasteless tit show.” This forgotten author, from a long forgotten Eighties fanzine added another bon mot worth repeating: That all the strippers gave the transvestite Wood the unfettered opportunity to squeeze his big business into their discarded costumes.

We get a Slave dance, a Mexican dance, a Skeleton dance and the piece de resistance: the Buxotic Barringer doing double duty as a dancer gilded in gold, in yet another no-budget homage to Shirley Eaton’s turn in Goldfinger (1964). Some brutally unfunny guys dressed as the Werewolf and the Mummy crack some lame jokes and everything clears up with the coming of the dawn.

It’s a term that’s overused in describing older films, but Orgy of the Dead is definitely a “relic” of a bygone era. The film, along with Apostolof’s other films came at a time when any film where a girl dropped her top had paying theatrical audiences lining up around the block. Apostolof’s other films, Suburbia Confidential (1966) and Office Love-In (1968) benefit from a camera mounted on a tripod and pretty gals, but little else. His films lack the depth and manic appeal of his contemporaries such as Joe Sarno and Russ Meyer. Scenes of men with firmly belted pants climbing into bed with topless girls who then mimic unconvincing lovemaking make up the bulk of his film’s runtimes. Since Apostolof kept Wood on payroll and vodka, some unconventional sexuality would pop up every now and then in his features, but overall his cinematic conservatism reflected his humble roots as a Bulgarian expatriate trying to make good in America.

There is a bit of history between this writer and Apostolof. Under the recommendation of filmmaker Anna (The Love Witch, 2017) Biller, who I likened to Apsotolof with her frequent use of medium shots, a film crew all the way from Bulgaria traveled to my abode for a filmed interview. The resultant documentary, Dad Made Dirty Movies (2011, directed by Jordan Todorov) has received extensive cable TV play in such far-off places such as Australia and Hong Kong. My interview segments are interspersed throughout, usually humorous asides surrounding the innocuous nature of Apostolof’s output. I’m ashamed that my usual chatty self was not up to the task. To this reviewer, Apostolof was never good or bad enough to warrant study.

Vinegar Syndrome’s Blu-Ray/DVD combo of Orgy of the Dead transfers all the scorching colors of the original intact, making for an ocular orgy unto itself. The chief extra is a commentary track with Ed Wood biographer Rudolph Grey and director Frank Henenlotter. Most of the material trod upon will be familiar to most sleaze film fanatics, although one tidbit – that Bela Lugosi’s Dracula cape from Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) is worn by Criswell in the film, is new to this reviewer. An interview with dancer Nadejda Dobrev, “Impressions of Nadejda,” tells of how she was essentially tricked into appearing in the film, but who now has no regrets. “Orgy of the Ted” is a less-than three minute interview with the late exploitation maven Ted V. Mikels about his brief association with the feature.

A product of bygone burly-cue productions and American’ then current “monster craze,” Orgy of the Dead continues its samba through the graveyard before the startled eyes of a long-jaded public. Criswell, who heavily promoted the film on Johnny Carson’s late-night chat program “The Tonight Show” – imagine being a befuddled TV viewer being admonished to see something called Orgy of the Dead? – sums it up verily: “Torture, torture, it pleasures me.”


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November 14, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #147 - Cinephiles

Kevin, Jeff, and Dalyn discuss the horrible stories of abuse coming out of Hollywood, stand-up comedy, and the adult film industry. They also discuss Tucson Comic-Con, a podcast mini-series from Jon Ronson, and a "comedian" that stops in for a thankfully short visit.

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November 13, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Thor: Ragnarok (Marvel/Disney, 2017)

The third movie in the Thor series features Hulk, Doctor Strange, and a completely different tone than its predecessors.

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November 11, 2017

Movie Review: Space Boobs in Space (2017)

I actually volunteered to review this. I just don’t know who I am anymore...

Space Boobs in Space begins with a blonde, busty, plastic-bustier wearing crew person, I guess, reviewing a missive from...wherever. The message is pretty clear: don’t watch the file we’ve included on this disc.

THEN WHY INCLUDE IT???

Anyway, she watches it. It’s basically a copy of an alien talk show, Space Talk, hosted by the green skinned Zee Zee Poof. This particular episode is all about the film, Space Boobs in Space, a collaboration between her species and Earthlings. But not just that! Included are a handful of short films, again made with the Earthlings, as well as interviews with cast and crew.

SBiS tells us the alien race is desperate for human breast milk because their own green titty drink makes them live longer with less fine lines and wrinkles. They’ve had to curb their sexual reproduction, for crying out loud! They lure Earthlings to their planet where they reap the benefits of Earth’s dirty pillows and in exchange, Earth gets the Irilidian green boobie juice and all its health benefits.

The short films in between the talk show’s interviews include: "Operate" (a woman hires a hooker to play the game, Operation, against her hoo-ha), "A Killer Deal" (real estate agent trying to sell some land to Jason Voorhees), "Horror Hands" (woman gets a call from a killer in her house then her hands create dramatic music with everything she touches), "Cheesecake" (woman eating cheesecake seductively in a bathtub shot exploitation style), "Horror of Sandy Creek" (guy filming a documentary about a mud monster), "Ghosted" (dead woman helps living woman NOT become a victim), and finally "Lapdance at the Gates of Hell" (stripper gives vampire a lapdance).

Then we return to the opening mammary madame, she finishes watching the file, grabs some kind of laser rifle, and walks off screen.

I, uh...yeah.

Oh, wait. Can't forget the final wrap up with Grand Dame Muff Tit (Ming Vase Dynasty) with 10 minutes of absolutely annoying, useless, rage-inducing filler of bullshit just so she can have more screen time (that's my guess anyway because there's nothing funny or entertaining about it at all).

The entire premise is completely ridiculous, silly, asinine, campy, tongue-in-cheek, satirical, and boobilicious. But there’s no nudity. If you’re looking for full-frontal, simulated sex, or anything above PG-13, you won’t find it here. I couldn’t find a lot of info on the cast of SBiS but I’m 98% sure they’re all Burlesque performers. It’s all about the tease and the titillation, not the reveal.

Starring actresses like Dee Flowered (also one of the writers), Pandora Disaster, Tittiana Sprinkles, and Cocquette De Jour, you just KNOW this is gonna be fun. Mostly, anyway.

While the acting is horrendous, especially from Ming Vase Dynasty (the lone drag queen as far as I could tell), the stories were mostly enjoyable. My favorite had to be "A Killer Deal". Best acting and probably the funniest premise of all the shorts. "Ghosted" was a little predictable and "Horror Hands" just made me shake my head. The rest were pretty good.

The overall film’s pace was decent but it did start to slow down around the Mud Monster vignette. I found myself getting a bit bored as the same style played out over and over in each section (short, major film, talk show). I mean it’s nice to have ice cream every night but what would be even better is to throw in a brownie or maybe some pie (heh) every now and again.

Overall, this was kind of fun to watch. The jokes were silly, the ideas playful, and the titties WERE glorious. 

2.5 hatchets (out of 5)


(Sorry - can't find a trailer anywhere for this. It's basically just on Amazon Prime.)




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November 4, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - aka Wyatt Cenac (Topic, 2017)

Comedian Wyatt Cenac becomes a vigilante hero in this digital web series set in Brooklyn.

Watch it here: https://www.topic.com/aka-wyatt-cenac

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