Baron Blood may not be Mario Bava's
most highly regarded film, but to me it's certainly a blast to watch.
I'm a huge Bava junkie and often find myself revisiting his films
often and Baron Blood is always a delight for repeat watches. This
might have to do with the fact that the film is much faster paced
then your typical Bava flick. Don't get me wrong I adore Black Sunday
and the Giallo that started it all “The Girl Who Knew Too Much”
and “Kill, Baby Kill...” but those films were definitely
methodically paced and just a tad slow now and then. Those films are
masterpieces of Italian cinema don't get me wrong, but I think
younger audiences sadly would find those films painfully slow. Baron
Blood on the other hand builds atmosphere quickly and expertly and
moves along like a fine tuned freight train.
June 19, 2013
Movie Review: "Man of Steel" (2013, Warner Bros.)
...(...a word of friendly warning: Normally, in reviewing films herein this venue, this viewer typically endeavors to ever so much keep as much of the content of a movie, a surprise to the potential viewer...trying not to give too much away. However, in the case of THIS particular film, considering the unconventional non-linear storytelling involved, as well as the overall general familiarity of this pop culture icon, giving SOME things away seemed somewhat unavoidable, though not altogether totally unveiling. However, if you have not afforded yourself the chance to see "Man of Steel" yet, please be aware of SOME spoilers ahead...JHB)...
...often, whenever the subject of comic book superheroes comes up in conversation, whether amongst friends, family and associates, certain personal favorites are suggested, be they from the Marvel camp, or the opposing DC group...and surprisingly enough, despite the character's undeniable impact upon the realm of popular arts and associated media, as well as from the standpoint of morality, purpose and what he stands for, Superman is not always necessarily upheld as a majority favorite, amongst the masses. Why?? The typical response seems to be that, although Superman's origin, background, evolution and moral stance...up to, including and beyond the moment he official dons the trademark blue tights and red cape...makes for intriguing and compelling drama, his indomitable presence...taking into account what he is capable of...seems discussionarily mute, and without challenge. Hmmm...Understandable, I suppose. I mean, let's face it: considering his infinite level of super powers, there's seems very little that Superman CAN'T do, and there's few foes & weapons capable of offering any respectable challenge to the character, save for the occasional wayward kryptonite rock thrown into the fray, or a little magical hocus-pocus (...even back when I engaged in collecting comics, I was alternately surprised and un-surprised that ol' Supe's vulnerable to magic, and the supernatural...eh, Go Figure), or even a certain mindless, raging, murderous, ancient Kryptonian super-beast, which at one point, outright kills...uh yeah, THAT'S a story for another time, for those unfamiliar. However, there's no denying those who unswervingly harbor an embrace of Superman as an absolute favorite (...like this ardent viewer)...for the very reason of what he embodies, as far as his profound sense of morality, and his stereotypical, albeit still poignant position of 'truth, justice, and the American way'...in all his incarnations, from comic books, to television and feature films...and with that in mind, a uniquely new and unconventional take on the character has now graced the silver screen...a much more compellingly innerspective, serious, and surprisingly enough, a measurably realistic approach to the legend...namely, 2013's "Man of Steel"...
...the planet Krypton is on the verge of a death knell, headed for eventual destruction by implosion, as the result of planetary energy needs having depleted the power of the planet's core, itself. Scientist Jor-El (Russell Crowe) and militant General Zod (Michael Shannon), although in arguementatively direct opposition of each other, as far as their approach in dealing with the matter, DO agree on one thing: the legacy of Krypton must live on. So, while Zod attempts an ill-timed and executed coup, in an attempt to commandeer control of the planet's governmental council, and assume absolute power, Jor-El and his wife, Lara, prepare their newborn son, Kal-El, for emergent interplanetary travel...with boundful intent upon sending him to a known fertile and populated planet, galaxys away...by their standards, a technologically primitive planet, with a yellow sun theoretically capable of giving him unlimited strength and powers, but nonetheless, a planet which will sustain him. Before Zod can stop the launch, the minuscule escape craft is rocketed into the outer reaches of space, bound for it's intended and fateful destination. In a futile attempt to coerce the destination of the ship from Jor-El, Zod ruthlessly kills the scientist, leaving him dying in the arms of Lara. Soon after, Zod's forces are neutralized, captured, and it becomes the unanimous decision of the council, despite the ultimate and inescapable fate of Krypton, that Zod and his conspirators are confined to the eternal, cross-dimensional dirges of the Phantom Zone. However, as the result of the devastating implosion of the planet, the portal to this dark, other-worldly prison is reopened, and Zod & his fellow confinees are released...with the relentlessly obsessed intent upon finding Kal-El...for it seems he unbeknowingly holds the key to potentially creating and repopulating a whole new Kryptonian world...for Zod to ultimately rule...
...driven instinctively toward the Northern territories, a young Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) protectively resigns himself to a sheltered, nomadic existence...moving place to place...different names, jobs, residences, here and there...sometimes outright forced to move on, when either confronted with situations where his 'special abilities' are inadvertently and outwardly exposed in emergent, sometimes life-preserving occurrences, or to avoid confrontation with imposing wayward adversaries...someone who might goad and push him into actual physical conflict, which again would expose his unusual 'differences'. Amidst having to constantly move around, Clark cannot help but reminisce back to adolescent times, in the little farming town of Smallville, with his adapted parents, Jonathan and Martha Kent (Diane Lane)...times when, like now, he unexpectedly found himself emergently reacting to dangerous, life-threatening situations...performing feats of sometimes-witnessed astounding ability, or avoiding physical response to bullying situations...his emerging and progressively developing abilities, confusing him...even causing him discomfort, as he attempts to adjust to these extraordinary super-human powers. It is one fateful day, in the midst of this confusing stage of Clark's life, when his adaptive father reveals...the space craft that brought Clark to Earth, and an accompanying key with a strange, identifying glif. Jonathan (Kevin Costner) suggests to Clark that, being clearly different from human beings, with powers beyond that of human beings, he was nonetheless suspectedly sent here for a reason...that he, his surrogate father, still loved him dearly, and had warily prepared for the day that Clark would eventually need to leave the confines of his Smallville town, to seek out his destiny...his very purpose, in his adapted world. All of these recollections tragically culminate in yet another fateful day when, during a monstrously horrific, tornado-laden storm, Jonathan is abruptly and fatally taken by the deadly windstorm, as he attempts to save another's life...
...not surprising, in recognizing that fate has an uncanny way of ironically juxtapositioning people, places and events, a team of scientists, covertly stationed beneath a small mountain formation in the north, keenly and curiously study a strange, seemingly unworldly metal formation, deeply buried within the suspect ground mass. Clark, drawn to this area, and cautiously hanging in the shadows, as he conducts his own exploration, makes his way into the mountain...though, not without notice, as he is wistfully observed by the sharply aimed camera lens of Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane (Amy Adams), dispatched to conduct her own investigation of the strange goings-on, in the area....
...inside the mountainous camouflage, Clark...doggedly, albeit covertly followed not too far behind by Lois...discovers an alien craft, and with great caution, enters the structure. Activating the craft with the strangely gliffed key, bequeathed to him by his surrogate Earth father, Clark inexplicably finds himself interfacing with the programmed, holographic image of his true father, Jor-El, who reveals Clark's true name, his true heritage, as well as a retelling of the fateful and explosive final days of Krypton, his reasoning for sending Kal-El into the vast, unknown void of space, and his heartfelt beliefs, as far as Kal-El purpose and destiny, amongst the Earth populous. In stumbling about the craft and rendering herself unconscious, Lois is eventually found and rescued by Kal-El; with what she believes is the 'scoop' of the century, she returns to the Daily Planet with her incredibly astonishing story, but is denied publication by editing publisher, Perry White (Lawrence Fishbourne), who relegates her outrageous account as delusional. Remaining unswayed, as far as finding the truth in this extraordinary matter, Lois tracks Clark back to Smallville, once again encountering him, and in hearing his story firsthand, she decisively recants on her intent to expose what is clearly in her mind, the most amazing account, in human history...
...BREAKING NEWS: ...a mysteriously overriding and interruptive broadcast, transmitted world-wide, from someone clearly alien in nature...announcing himself as General Zod, adamantly and without question, demands the of human race to release into his custody, a supposed similar alien being, whom he claims has, for years, been hiding amongst them. He also demands that if within earshot of the broadcast, Kal-El should peaceably and unconditionally surrender himself...or else, the human race would pay a catastrophic price for his defiance. The question is, why does Zod insistently want Kal-El to surrender himself...and WILL he?? What supposed devastation and destruction will ensue, if and when Kal-El refuses these demands?? And what of the two massively formidable alien ships, strategically positioned...or perhaps aimed in direct-opposite-to-each-other orbits, high above the planet's surface??...
...ya' know?? There's no denying that there are certain expectations of a filmed 'Superman' production...expectations which have been readily apparent, going as far back as the golden days of cinema, when actor Kirk Alyn donned a much more long johns-like set of tights and cape, in the late '40's. Super Flights. Super Fights. Super Powers. Super 'POWS'. Evil and Crime Seeing It's Due. And of course, that distinct flavor of tongue-in-cheek comic book campiness, amidst the proceedings...and yet, surprisingly enough, "Man of Steel" eschews almost all of that comfortable sense of humor and camp, in favor of something much more compellingly serious, with an emphasis of transplanting the 'Superman' mythos into a genuine facet of modern day society. It's as if the powers that be, behind the concept of re-imagining this legend, wanted to ask some most interestingly thought-provoking questions: How would the world of 'today' realistically react, giving witness to the extraordinary events of a super-powered being...with abilities almost god-like...the ensuing issues associated with dealing with such a person, and any problems/conflicts, which might arise, as the result of such a being's presence?? How would such an alien being feel about being so different...being so incredibly powerful, and yet, want ever so much to fit in...be accepted?? And you know something?? Having been afforded some time to digest this vastly unconventional approach to the 'Superman' legend, this viewer really must conclude...Hey, this approach actually DOES work...
...of course, assuming this suggested, unconventional, considerably more innerspective and coming-of-age approach, as "Man of Steel' clearly reflects, does not in any way deter the anticipatorily dazzling comic book dynamics and prerequisite 'superhero' action...no-siree-bob!! The distinct flavor and design of the film's opening chapter, depicting the instability and tension enshrouding the progressively degradating and explosive conditions of the Krypton world, seem almost suggestive of a clever melding of the worlds of Frank Herbert and H.R. Giger, with it's battle-wrought structures, it's surrealistically rendered bio-technology, and even the seemingly functional, organically medieval-looking garments of the assorted populous. Conveniently flight-capable, bio-engineered hybrid creatures abound in this world, giving an inspirational nod to "Avatar", of course...maybe even a sly nudge towards the surrealistically and other-worldly creatures, often depicted in "Heavy Metal' magazine, but overall...hey, this definitely goes far in making one forget about any expectantly conventional organics, as featured in the past (...uh, anyone ACTUALLY remember Krypto, the normal-looking Superdog??). And there's no lacking in powerhouse battles sequences herein; the well anticipated and fatefully eventual confrontation between Kal-El and General Zod is nothing short of jaw-dropping...the aftermath and destruction of which resembles more along the lines of a devastating, earth-shattering disaster movie, rather than just the result of a mere comic book-like, mano-a-mano, duke-it-out between super-powered opponents...once again reflective of a much more realistic approach to the proceedings...
...actor Henry Cavill is exceptionally adequate as the titular legend...powerfully striking in appearance, with the prerequisite square-jawed intensity, and statuesque inflection. Once again suggesting the functionality of Kryptonian clothing, Superman's signature garb is much more shaded in color, uniquely mesh-weaved & accessorized in texture, and the often curious-looking 'trunks on the outside' look is eschewed, in favor of a much more sleekly linear design (...reportedly based upon a latter design, used in recent comic book issues), which dynamically serves to bolster and accentuate the character's muscular build...almost Herculean in appearance, in early parts of the film, sans costume. Cavill's portrayal of the character is rather mindfully intent, a bit naive & arrogant, and yet morally self-assured, confident & seasoned, in the sense of possessing first, the inspired wisdom of his Earth father, Jonathan, and second, his newly discovered natural father, Jor-El. At times, in further pushing himself, as far as his powers, once the traditional red and blue garb is donned, Kal-El is seen to be genuinely enjoying himself, and having a good time...especially in flight (...despite the clear difference in standards, even with Superman...hey, it's the little things that makes life worth living, right??); and yet, in the film, there are also intense moments of undeniable anger in that expressively square-jawed visage...not nearly as 'scary' as the chilling, albeit quite moving moment when the late Christopher Reeve's Superman took to the skies, after Lois Lane dies in his arms...but still, quite unnervingly formidable (...uh, this viewer sure as heck wouldn't want to be around, in the midst of such anger...)...
...initially seen in the film's opening chapter on the entropically unstable Krypton, then later, as a ghostly holographic 'mentor', Russell Crowe is a genuinely inspirational, and yet, intently purposeful presence, in the guise of Kal-El's natural father, Jor-El, with his best moments taking place, in interacting with his son...waxrapsonically, albeit pridefully speaking of Kryptonian heritage, how he imagines the kind of person Kal-El should be, and how he can best serve the world's collective humanity, he has readily tried to adapt into (...with this viewer's favorite line being about humanity working in tandem with Kal-El...stumbling, falling, rising to join him in the sun, and working wonders...). Equal to the task of further inspiration, though on a different, more down-to-earth (...quite literally) level, Kevin Costner is fleetingly markable as Jonathan Kent...wisely grizzled and open-minded...emoting a slight sadness, in knowing that one day he would have to release Clark to the world; a delicatedly hard-working man, devotedly embraced of the land...instilling Clark with a profound sense of human morality, a motivating and wonder-filling desire to find out what's out there...a dedication towards fair justice & helping the other guy, yet knowing full well that Clark can only go so far, in 'helping', lest he becomes scrutinized as something abnormal, even freakish. An almost prophetic vision...foreseeing Clark as attaining a level of greatness, far beyond the limitations of mere mortal men...perhaps with an unavoidable twinge of human arrogance. Two fathers...light years apart...though both equally wise and inspirational...clearly, and quite literally the best of both worlds, in this respect...
...Michael Shannon, one of the more under-appreciated character actors of the past couple of decades, having starred in such notable features as 2000's "Tigerland", 2006's "Bug" and last year's "Mud", is quite relentless and formidable, in the role of General Zod. It was very interesting to see the character played up to something much more than the straight-out comic book villain, which general audiences and comic book aficionados alike, have come to know. As mentioned previous, right from the start, Zod proves to have parallel intent, with regards to preserving the Krypton legacy, in light of the planet's impending destruction, but given the character's self-serving sense of grandeur, his motivations are clearly polar opposite that of his intellectual and political adversary, Jor-El, and Shannon proves up to the task, playing up that merciless sense of grandeur, giving the character considerably greater depth, even after having escaped Krypton's apocalyptic doom, doggedly pursued Kal-El across the galaxy, and having initiated his diabolical plans to create and repopulate a new Kryptonian world...even if he has to exterminate another world's people, in order to accomplish that very thing...
...surprisingly enough, and yet in a way, understandable, not only does this re-interpretation of Superman lay low as far as the often suggested romance between the super-powered character and newspaper reporter Lois Lane...the vibrant, always suspecting character herself, though remaining integral to the story, doesn't seem to have a level of prominence in the film, readily known in most TV and movie adaptions...almost playing off as something just slightly more of a secondary character. Granted, actress Amy Adams (...of 2007's "Enchanted", 2009's "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" and 2011's "The Muppets", amongst others) adequately hits the mark, as far as Lois' trademark ability to get in way over her head, and bite off more than she can chew, in being so doggedly determined to get her story (...this viewer always imagined, at some point, after so many rescues, Superman rolling his eyes and gives a 'tsk', whenever the call goes out, for him to get Lois out of trouble, again); however, in this production, one cannot help but think that the character is appearance-wise, measurably ill-used...yet another suggestion, as to how different this take on Superman, reveals itself to be...though one cannot help but suspect that possible...or a better word, invariable sequels, will explore that relationship, more in depth, as events progress and develop...
...given an open mind, and a resignation that ideas and concepts DO get revisited and re-invented...some with measurable success...this viewer would have to say that director Zack Snyder's inventively high-tech overhaul of the Superman mythos, without a doubt poses great merit, and quite frankly, is a genuine wonder to experience. Granted, it still collectively remains how "Man of Steel" will ultimately stand up, and be accepted by general audiences and comic book aficionados alike (...some of us are still recollectively ouching, from the stumble that WAS 2006's "Superman Returns"). However, if this film is any indication of the suggested direction and realistic approach, with which the imaginative powers that be, are inclined to carry forth with this 'legendary' character's beginnings (...aptly described, considering the production company involved), as well as the ensuing franchise, then this viewer would most assuredly have to conclude that the best is yet to come. At a certain poignant point in the film, Superman tries to assure a military commander, who has suggested keeping close tabs on his activity, that he is here to help the planet's collective humanity, and that he CAN be trusted, but he has to do it HIS way. The commander doubtingly responds by asking, "...and how can we trust in THAT??" "...you'll just have to trust me, that all," suggests the Man of Steel, "...and besides, even if you don't...what are you going to do about it??" What indeed?? Sheesh, how much more realistic can one get, than THAT...right?? Way ta' go, Supes!!!
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June 18, 2013
Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #101 - Funknuts
Jeff, Kevin and Dave are all together for a silly hour spent mostly on Dave's trip to the World Horror Convention in New Orleans. He talks about the Bram Stoker Awards, his trip through the Dukes of Hazzard Museum and gives us a little Cajun vampire history.Jeff and Kevin share some reviews as well as a short list of some interesting items sent by film distributors.
Dave sets the rules for our Cannibal Fat Camp contest, which everyone should have fun with.
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June 16, 2013
Movie Review: A Labor Of Love (1975)
Directed by Robert Flaxman and Daniel GoldmanMovie Review by Greg Goodsell
The independently produced film “The Last Affair”, a serious drama to be shot in the Chicago area in the winter of 1975, 1976 or thereabouts was suddenly confronted with a daunting stipulation on the part of the producers. Twenty to 60 percent of the project would now have to have hardcore sex inserts in order to recoup investment. The cast and crew, while adopting the “show must go on” attitude are quick to learn -- that while held in low esteem, pornography should never be attempted by the inexperienced. The expected painfully funny scenes begin to unspool before the documentarian’s cameras.
A Labor of Love is a cruelly hilarious experience that unintentionally adds credibility to hardcore porno filmmakers … not everyone can simply switch on a camera and expect the performers to reenact sex acts, film it all and come up with an erotic scene. Both the crew – who use a handheld 16 mm camera that sounds like a lawnmower going over gravel – and the actors, who have their expected limitations, stumble around and try to make an ostensible “art film” with pound cake action.
June 14, 2013
Movie Review: Hatchet III (2013)
Reviewed by: James DePaolo
When the first Hatchet film came out, people were going on and on about the old school fun of it and some critics went way overboard on the film. Then came part II and this bogus “ support unrated horror” campaign that people acted like that film was the first film ever that had MPAA problems. You may see where this review seems to be heading, Hatchet is one of those franchises that the hype and talk outshine the films. Here we are at III and I will be honest, gone is the cheer-leading and hype because I feel even the biggest supporters will admit that this film is pretty bad.
Unlike the last two installments that had an element of fun, somewhat, this film has no personality or heart and just feels like all involved went through the motions. III picks up right at the end of II with Marybeth fighting off Crowley and thinking she killed him and going to the police with her story. Well once there, they think she is crazy and lock her up for questioning about who died. Well, when the Sheriff and his team decide to go investigate her story is when they find out that Victor is not dead.
When the first Hatchet film came out, people were going on and on about the old school fun of it and some critics went way overboard on the film. Then came part II and this bogus “ support unrated horror” campaign that people acted like that film was the first film ever that had MPAA problems. You may see where this review seems to be heading, Hatchet is one of those franchises that the hype and talk outshine the films. Here we are at III and I will be honest, gone is the cheer-leading and hype because I feel even the biggest supporters will admit that this film is pretty bad.
Unlike the last two installments that had an element of fun, somewhat, this film has no personality or heart and just feels like all involved went through the motions. III picks up right at the end of II with Marybeth fighting off Crowley and thinking she killed him and going to the police with her story. Well once there, they think she is crazy and lock her up for questioning about who died. Well, when the Sheriff and his team decide to go investigate her story is when they find out that Victor is not dead.
June 13, 2013
Movie Review: Dangerous Liaisons (2012, Well Go USA)
...the...ooooof!!...oh-so deliciously diabolical, serpen-twining storyline that deftly makes up the sly and sensual 18th century Pierre Chodolos de Laclos novel, 'Les Liaisons dangereuses' is an intriguing odd-bird, as far as classic novels go, in that the ensuing events depicted therein, ideally coupled with the associated and sinister character cross-play within the story are just as intricately compelling and appreciative...perhaps even a bit more so...than the final outcome of the story, itself...the journey, more alluring satisfying than the destination, or the prize...you know, the old adage of 'getting there is half the fun'...very much comparably akin to that of not only appreciatively beholding strikingly beautiful tapestry, as a whole, but also having an equally, if not higher regard for each and every stitch, in the tapestry's material. Reaching as far back as director Roger Vadim's 1959 rendition of the compellingly timeless tale (...the first, to take liberty in uniquely retooling the original story's proceedings and morality, to a different time and place...in that case, adeptly melding it into the social niche of a jazzy-accented, contemporary 1950's France), this literary observation is never more comparatively poignant, in noting the varied and eclectic cinematic renditions of the classic literary work, over the years...that is, with the added inclusive and engaging intrigue, associated with the performances, themselves...making the proceedings all the more engaging...the perfectly coupled performers, bringing with them, an equally adept and engaging character chemistry. To varying degree, this has effectively, assuredly & readily worked quite appropriately in previous, well-received and critically acclaimed filmed versions...and respectably joining that honored and revered fold, the exotically sensuous and devilishly sinister 2012 Chinese production, "Wi-heom-han gyan-gye"...otherwise known as "Dangerous Liaisons"...June 11, 2013
Movie Review: Ninja III: The Domination (1984, Blu-ray)
There was a time around the mid-1980's when the ninja sub-genre ruled theaters and cable television. My biggest exposure to Cannon Films' ninja output usually came late at night when the parents were asleep and graphic violence won over Skin-amax. The films that made the biggest impact on me as a kid were the awfully dubbed but infinitely awesome Franco Nero classic Enter the Ninja and the gory Sho Kosugi vehicle Revenge of the Ninja. For some reason the recent Scream Factory release of Ninja III: The Domination evaded me much like the mysterious silent assassins. It's out now on a Blu-ray / DVD Combo pack, and oh boy, is it a bit of a departure from the other films mentioned.Cannon regular Sam Firstenberg (American Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja) directs this tale of demonic possession, aerobics and flying shurikens. A ninja storms a golf course on a desert and proceeds to murder everyone in his way. Bloodying Polo's left and right, the seemingly unstoppable killer is brought down by police in a furious onslaught of flying bullets. The cops finally do him in... but is he really dead?
Christine (Lucinda Dickey, Breakin', and Cheerleader Camp) is walking near where the ninja took his final stand against the cops and becomes overcome by his spirit. She takes his shiny ninja sword and becomes thoroughly captivated by the blade that she has to takes it back to her aerobics studio to show off to the girls like it’s a new Gucci. It isn’t long before Christine becomes a one woman wrecking crew as she inherits all the abilities of the ninja – including his thirst for vengeance against the law that took him down.
Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #100 - It Just Sort Of Happened
For the 100th podcast episode of Cinema Head Cheese, Kevin goes through the history of CHC with Dave. He then talks to Greg Goodsell about the good and bad in being a reviewer as well as Greg's favorite conventions. He praises the amazing writing staff with Jeff, and they each share a movie review. Kevin goes back in time to one of his favorite episodes featuring James DePaolo. He wraps the show up with our first contributor, Hal Astell. They discuss Hal's books, his website Apocalypse Later, and some of the most mind boggling choices in filmmaking.Click here to listen or right click and choose "Save Link As..." to download.
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June 10, 2013
Movie Review: Heavy Traffic (1973, Blu-ray)
Fritz The Cat director, Ralph Bakshi is a legend of sorts to many fans of animation and cult film aficionados alike. Bakshi's stuff can be kid friendly but most of his best celebrated works are his adult cartoons (Hey Good Lookin', Coonskin). On the heels of the X-rated hit Fritz The Cat, Bakshi jumps into the violent, perverse, oft hilarious abyss known only as Heavy Traffic. Shout Factory has taken liberties to clean up the film for Blu-ray and make it just dandy for admirers of this 70's, not-so-kiddo friendly cartoon.
In what seems to be a character based on Bakshi, our main protagonist, Michael (Joseph Kaufmann) is a twenty-something artist living at home with his miserable, sloppy-tit swinging Jewish mother and his sleazy, whore-hopping Italian Dad. Amongst the drugs, violence, racism and overall scum littering his neighborhood Michael attempts to persevere so he could someday be a successful animator.
June 9, 2013
Movie Review: Strip Mahjong: Battle Royale (2012, DVD)
Review By: Rob Sibley
A
handful of mysterious Japanese women take part in a deranged web show
that makes them strip off their clothes when they lose a round of
Mahjong. When there is nothing left to hide, the losers secrets are
revealed and the nubile contestants must take their punishment. Can
anyone survive, or keep their clothes on, in the dangerous game of
"STRIP
MAHJONG: BATTLE ROYALE?"
Gleefully adding a risqué, wry twist to an ancient game of strategy,
this erotic thriller delivers voyeuristic thrills with the friskiness
of Seventies sexploitation flicks, providing titillating, strange and
kinky gameplay at every turn!
You just have to love the Japanese,
they really know what they are doing when it comes to exploitation
films. This flick doesn't try to hide what it is in the least. Sure
it's a highly misogynistic concept but that's all part of the
exploitation game. Usually I'd balk at a flick like this because more
often then most they have no redeeming value and are two steps away
from a bad Asian porno. But “Strip Mahjong” has an ace up it's
sleeve. It's the perverse, over the top sense of the humor the film
contains. It's impossibly hard to take this film seriously and that's
a good thing. I also found it refreshing that the film didn't take
the easy out aka going for the gore. This isn't Red Room 1 or 2 or
any other single location Japanese horror flick. Sure it's Japanese
sleaze, but it's sleaze with a sense of satire.
June 8, 2013
Movie Review: The Face with Two Left Feet (1979, Code Red)
...ever bear witness to a movie...never mind if it proves good or bad (...let's face it...some films, like the one you are about to become privy of, are beyond such criticism)...from first frame to last, which has you so incredulously wide-eyed, mouth-gaped, constantly thinking, "...what the @#$%??" Whether you want to walk away or not, that you cannot turn away from it, because of the revelational unbelievability of what you are watching. And at the end, you catch yourself throwing your head back, slapping your forehead with the palm of your hand, rolling your eyes, and exclaiming, "...Jeez!!", a minute or two after the final credits roll...again, not necessarily because of whether the movie was good or bad, but because you just cannot grasp at the reasoning or the possibilities, as to why or how the film could have possibly come into existence, nor can you consider whether or not it deserves to exist. Your mind, gnawed and tortured, you unconsciously pick up the remote, push 'play' again, and engage the film a second time. And after all is said and done, you...uh, you throw up your hands, and sighingly resign yourself to actually liking the film; you're still not sure why or how you like it...or perhaps, you are embarrassed at the reasons for liking the film, but H-H-HAVE to admit liking it, nonetheless. If you can relate to any of this...you, my friends, are in the throes of what is, according to Hoyle, known as the 'guilty pleasure', or perhaps, as in the hapless case of this viewer, having recently embraced the obscure, though still irresistible, enjoyably ludicrous and hilariously wacky, grindhouse-styled, disco-themed comedy, 1979's "The Face with Two Left Feet", you have caught...'The Fever'...Movie Review: Motel Hell (1980, Blu-ray)
Review By: Rob Sibley
Motel Hell o man you got to love this
flick! How many films featuring two playboy playmates, a dueling
chainsaw fights and a “secret garden” filled with peeps who are
buried up to their heads in dirt. Just waiting to be “smoked” and
turned into cured meats. Throw in some swingers and a rock band to
while your at it and you got a delicious little recipe for a fun
black comedy. It's certainly not a straight up horror film, Motel
Hell keeps a strong stream of dark humor flowing through the
proceedings.
In tone I'd almost compare the film to Paul Bartel/Mary
Woronov classic “Eating Raoul” with a bit of The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre thrown in for good measure. Interestingly enough Tobe
Hooper was the first choice to direct this film but eventually
dropped out. One would have to guess that Hooper might have upped the
gore but director Conner's keeps the gore down instead
serving up some delectable pitch black humor.
Labels:
1980s,
Arrow Video,
campy,
horror/comedy,
Kevin Connor,
Rob Sibley,
Rory Calhoun
June 6, 2013
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Movie Review: The Four (2012, Well Go Entertainment)
...this viewer recalls quite well, the first time being privy to the jaw-dropping martial arts action style and dynamics of filmmaker Gordon Chan...and that one film, which I saw at the time, had me indelibly hooked on his films, from then on. It was 1994, and my local mom-and-pop, hole-in-the-wall cult film movie revival theater (...now, regretfully, a stuffy, experimental/independent/art-house movie theater, which I rarely visit) was running it's yearly, two-week long Asian film festival. One of the films on the double-feature bill, on the particular day of my theater patronage, was "Fist of Legend", starring the up & coming, flavor-of-the-moment martial arts star, Jet Li; now, I had heard of Jet Li...knew of his growing film presence, long before he was revered by a general movie-going audience in the U.S. Heck, this viewer even had a couple of his older films, in an ever-swelling film collection (...a paltry 3,000 or so titles, at the time; don't EVEN ask the official number, now...lest your jaw drop to the floor). "Fist of Legend", without a doubt, gave Li a respectability in film, nearly equal to that of the late great Bruce Lee. However, as far as behind the camera, and relatively unknown to this viewer at the time, was director Chan...and WHOA!! What a place to start!! The viewer could assuredly scribble a pretty lengthy review, praising the greatness of "Fist of Legend", and how well it was filmed & put together. In short, to say that I was blown away, would be an understatement. After that, I made it a point to seek out any of Chan's earlier directorial efforts, as well as any future film endeavors, which bore his name. Notable titles in his respectable repertoire include..."18 Golden Destroyers", "Fight Back to School", "Royal Tramp", "King of Beggars", "Beast Cops"...but in this viewers mind, it always came right down to the fact that "Fist of Legend" was (...and as you will soon read, STILL is) the pinnacle triumph of his career...his absolute finest achievement. Admittedly, I have not been particularly privy to anything notably stand-out, deriving out of Gordon Chan's still prolific film making arena, over the past several years. And unfortunately, if his latest...the 2012 martial arts fantasy actioner, "The Four" is any indication of his furthered evolution...well, I guess that this viewer will have to continue hoping that one day, Chan will top, or at the very least match the likes of his celebrated "...Legend"...'cause "The Four" sure as heck ain't gonna cut it, in that respect...
Labels:
Anthony Wong,
conspiracy,
fantasy,
Gordon Chan,
John Beutler,
Martial Arts,
superhero,
Well Go USA,
wuxia
Movie Review: Major Dundee (1965, Two-Disc Extended Edition Blu-ray)
There really aren't too many directors that can compare to Sam Peckinpah when it comes to his complexity as a man and all-around filmmaking talent. The director was a true visionary and did something to the Western genre that even took the violence of the Old West to a level that even the Italian Spaghetti Westerns didn't portray. Major Dundee is one of those fine examples (along with The Wild Bunch and Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid) that tries to do something a little unique by adding the element of the Civil War to a Western film. It's available now on Blu-ray in collector's edition two-disc set from Twilight Time and it begs for attention if you love all things Peckinpah.Major Amos Dundee (Charlton Heston, The Ten Commandments, and Soylent Green) is a man on a mission to track the vicious Apaches who slaughtered dozens of folks in a village. As determined as Dundee may be, he can’t do it with a small gang; he needs an army, so he enlists the talents of a variety of soldiers, cowboys, drunks and misfits to take the journey. With the help of a war prisoner named Ben Tyreen (Richard Harris, A Man Called Horse) the men go forth on what becomes a dangerous undertaking by tracking and hopefully killing the Apaches. As you’d expect much of the signature Peckinpah violence on display, just not near as gratuitous as The Wild Bunch. With that said, the carnage on screen is still very effective.
June 4, 2013
Movie Review: Bad Meat (2011)
Bad Meat is about one of those boot-camp reform places for wayward teens. And by the looks of the lot in this flick, they wouldn’t know which way wayward was if Jacques Cousteau and National Geographic teamed up to make these morons a map complete with a survival kit containing a compass, flashlight, food rations for a week, and then marked the trail with day-glow paint. The Hitler wanna-be in charge of these little scamps is Doug Kendrew (Mark Pellegrino). Because the parents of these rebels basically wrote off their kids as unredeemable, Kendrew can, and does, whatever the hell he wants to them.
That includes his crack team of supervisors: some reject from the Mr. Universe pageant, another reject from some police academy or army washout, and an Amazonian hell bitch who swaggers and oozes nympho pheromones. Why anyone would think this rag tag motley crew is capable of anything other than amoral and illegal behavior, let alone reforming a bunch of snot nosed brats, is beyond my comprehension.
Labels:
cannibalism,
horror,
Peggy Christie,
vomit
Movie Review: Losing Kayden (2012, Digital Playground)
...one thing which this viewer appreciates about the best of the erotic, X-Rated film genre, even going as far back to the '70's, is the sense of balance, which the better of these films have...balance, in the sense that amidst the tantalizing scenes of sweaty and glistening, one-on-one heavy petting, and other torridly assorted methods of touch (...or two-on-one, three-on-one, and so on), there is an interesting and novel storyline depicted, in between the sexual he & she-nanigans...maybe even a flavorful amount of tongue-in-cheek humor, in the proceedings (...with the 'cheek' of preference, varying, of course...depending upon the...uh, situation). Such balance tends to help the viewer better appreciate the characters...to suggest a measure of motivation and purpose...that is, motivation and purpose outside the bedroom (...or whatever choice of convenient venue), so to speak. As contrived as the story was, in the last Digital Playground production, which this viewer previously engaged and reviewed (...see the most excellent "Code of Honor"), the wrap-around story...gimmicky as it was, was STILL quite unique, interesting and entertaining enough to carry the viewer through, from sex scene to sex scene...an engaging 'breather', in between the heated trysts. And so, with this in mind, after now having anticipatorily partaken of yet another Robby D/Digital Playground production, namely 2012's "Losing Kayden", this viewer cannot help but ask...uh, what happened here??...
Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #99 - We Broke the Comicon
Kevin joins Tony and David Sabal from The Atomic
Fallout Society, Brian Smith from The Atomic Fallout Society and The
Gorram Nerd Hour, and Jacob O'Neal and Isaac Hulke from The Gorram Nerd
Hour to record live at Phoenix
Comicon.The crew wraps the con with an emergency evacuation, talk of their favorite moments, Isaac's secret profession, a game of 20 Questions and Kevin and Tony telling each other how great they are.
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June 3, 2013
"The Vixens Of Kung Fu" and "Oriental Blue" Drive-in Double Feature Coming July 11th From Vinegar Syndrome!
Release Date: 7/9/2013Format: Dual Layer DVD-9
# Discs: 1
SKU: VS-011
UPC: 855011004109
SRP: $14.98
Label: VINEGAR SYNDROME
Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Anamorphic
Frame: 23.98 Progressive Scan
Region: Region Free
Color: Color
TRT: 155 minutes
Audio: Dolby Digital Mono
Year of Production: 1975
Rating: Not Rated
Genre: Sexploitation / Exploitation / Classic Erotica
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