This could have been cinematic gold. This could have been the answer to millions of acne-infested teenage boys and comic book collecting
Star Trek geeks in their forties. It could have absolutely ruled. Why, you ask? Here’s the premise: a bunch of Playboy Playmates make a horror movie and shoot it at the Playboy mansion. Seriously, the potential is very, very great. Unfortunately,
The Telling fails on every level. If there were a pill that was the reverse of Cialis, something like Viagrunt or Flaccidodine… I don’t know. There doesn’t need to be, though. If your erection persists for over four hours just pop
The Telling into the player and you’ll shrinky dink like you just watched Steven Tyler have sex with Joan Rivers.
on DVD!