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May 4, 2013

Interview: Porn Legend Tom Byron

Cinema Head Cheese's intrepid reporter, James DePaolo, crosses swords...err we mean sword, to swiss army knife, with one of the kings of porno and his idol, Tom Byron! This one get's a little filthy, so enjoy you dirty birds!!

1. My god, Tom Byron, fuck I am truly not worthy of this honor. Thanks for taking the time. I have to ask a guy in porn,( esp. one that has over 30 years of films) have you ever went down on a chick, and she smelt so rank..if so what do you do..do you tell her?

TB: Thankfully, that's usually not a problem. When it is, I handle it discreetly. Not everyone does, though

2. How can dating a regular chick do anything for you, when you sleep with hot girls all day in movies?

TB: I really don't date regular girls. Everyone I come in contact with it seems has some connection to the biz... I'll tell you one thing. My schedule lately doesn't seem to allow much time for socializing in general.


3. In your opinion, Do you feel that people like Rob Black, Lizzy (Extreme Associates) and Max Hardcore belong in jail? Do you think it’s their right to put out what they want?

TB: Nobody, and I mean nobody deserves to be in jail for making a movie with consenting adults. Period. It doesn't matter what you think of them personally or the content of their movies. You either have a First Amendment or you don't. As reprehensible as I think Fred Phelps and the scumbags at Westboro Baptist church are with their military funeral protests, I think they have the right to do them. It's unpopular speech that needs the most protection.

I think the people who litter our courts with obscenity cases - The lawmakers who legislate it, the prosecutors, the juries that convict and the judges who sentence people to jail for it all betray what America is supposed to stand for. They attack our freedom, just like terrorists.

4. Do you feel Ron Jeremy does more damage to porn than help?

TB: Ronnie's great. He's a relentless self promoter and always tries to support the biz. I mean, we all probably wish the face of the industry had a prettier one, but I think he does a great job being Ronnie.

5. In Today's porn market, do you think they could get away with a movie like the original Taboo? I mean, it's a crime for a male character or female character to use a word, like brother, sister, father or mother during sex. (It has to be step I think.)

TB: To be honest, certain big distributors in the business shy away from anything controversial or that would open them to possible obscenity prosecution. And I don't blame them. The Chilling Effect in action. When people sit back and let people go to jail for making films, this is what happens.

6. The age of Seka and Nina Hartley is over, where an actress remains true to porn. Do you think Traci Lords is to blame for this?

TB: Porn's a completely different business than it was in the era of Seka and Nina. It was easier to remain true to porn, whatever that means. People are probably in it now for different reasons. I got in it to fuck girls and get to act and be a movie star. I got in it to be a porn star, not necessarily to "cross over".

7. You are old school porn, tell us your thoughts on these topics if you don't mind...

A.Fisting

TB: Never really under stood the eroticism of it. I mean, it's like " Look what a big twat she has!" Can't do it in American porn see "Chilling Effect".

B.Violent sex

TB: Have no problem with it as long as partners are consenting. Again, a no-no in porn these days if you want to distribute it.

C.Women eating jizz off food like pizza and sandwich bread

Not my thing, but whatever...

D. Bukkake

TB: see above

E. Free internet porn

TB: It may kill the biz unless we find a way to control it.

F. Women who are shaven.

TB: No problem as long as it's their vagina and not their face or chest.

8. Why doesn’t porn have blooper reels? Like when you do anal with a chick and she has the shits? Or someone jizzes in a female's mouth and there is blood in the semen??

If we made one with girls with the shits, or blood or whatever, we wouldn't be able to distribute it. Chilling Effect once again...

9. How many conventions have you been to and guys come up to you and admit, " hey Tom, I beat off to you fucking that chick" I bet you have fucked more hot chicks than all your fans have masturbated to combined!

TB: You forgot "I'm not gay or anything, but I love you man!"

10. You ever had any death threats or fights with jealous boyfriends?

TB: Fortunately no.

11. Vivid offered the Octo-Mom half a million dollars to fuck on camera..would you pay her this..or better yet, would you go down on her and fuck her, knowing you are supporting this piece of shit?

TB: Why you got a prob with Octo and her clown car vagina? If I could make ten-twenty million on a half mil investment, I'd go down on the Queen of England, I don't give a shit.

12. I want to name some porn stars..you say whatever you feel..you are Tom Byron.

A. Gauge

TB: Cute little thing. Only fucked her once.

B. Ashley Blue

TB: Always liked shooting her. Never fucked her though. I was on her "no list".

C. Dorothy LeMay

TB: Never met her.

D. Jasmine St. Clair

TB: Hard to deal with.

E. Jenna Jameson

TB: Always liked her. Hope she is well.

13. A lot of people may or may not know, you have done regular movies like 52 Pick-up. How was that working with Roy Scheider and Ann Margret? How do actors and porn stars get along?

TB: I wasn't really on the set with those guys; I was in the party scene. Saw Scheider briefly when he stopped by the set during lunch, didn't talk to him. I got along with everyone very well, especially Robert Trebor and Vanity. I thought Kelly Preston was a PA or something, cuz she was dressed very casually and this was before she was Mrs. Travolta.

14. What if porn did not come thru for you..what would you have done for a living?

TB: Hard to tell, probably music teacher... Thank God for porn.

15. Let’s be serious, if a regular guy had time with any porn actress, let’s just say, it would not last long..has this ever been a problem for you personally, I know most porn stars put needles and shit in their penises to stay hard and fuck longer or take pills, have you ever just got too excited and had to wait and re shoot again?

TB: No, I'm usually pretty good at control, that's sorta my specialty, cumming on cue... I did have to reshoot a cumshot with Traci Lords in Lust in the Fast Lane cuz the camera guy missed it, but I was young then, so it was no problem.

16. Please educate the fan..any guy who thinks porn is so easy, just to get naked and fuck a chick or do head on each other..tell them the truth about porn.

TB: Porn IS easy though, if you know what you're doing. ;) Seriously, everything is not as it seems. Sometimes the shoots run late, sometimes the girl in not in a great mood, the set may be cold or hot, etc. You need to able to perform under any circumstance. You're only as good as your last scene, and there is no excuse for not rising to the occasion. If your ego can handle it, jump right in!

17. Is there anything in your career you regret, beside this interview?

TB: Probably should've saved more pennies, but no. No regrets.

18. Would you go down on a chick who is on her period if the scene called for it?

TB: Of course, but only if it were tastefully done with soft lighting and the scene's character demanded it ;) And pay me a lotta moolah!

19. I would ask you to plug your stuff, but let’s be serious. You are the legend of porn..so you will get this for a ending question..you star in the Human Sexipede..did you ever see the Human Centipede movie, if so what did you think?

TB: Gonna plug it anyway.... http://www.tombyronpictures.com/. Human Centipede, have not yet seen it yet. Heard it wasn't as tastefully done as The Human Sexipede...

1 comment:

  1. Nice interview! I remember beating off to this guy fucking a few chicks. And not that I'm gay or nothin', but I love this dude.

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