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September 22, 2013

Movie Review: ThanksKilling 3 (2012, Gravitas Ventures)


...(...stepping up to the mic, into the solo spotlight glow, reading the handed script) "...uh, Thanks...Killing 3"...
...(...a dead-quiet hush falls over the vacant-eyed crowd)...
...(...clearing throat, and emoting louder) "Ahem!! THANKSKILLING 3!!"...
...(...the deafening silence and disbelieving stares continue)...
...(...throwing out three fingers, and tapping the mic, before speaking...slight feedback reverberating) "...uh, ThanksKilling THREE!!!"...
...(...dead air continues, then a faint, questioning 'gobble' from the back)...
...(...looking out and about to speak again, pausing a moment in disbelief, in re-reading the script) "...ThanksKilling...3?? Really?? I mean, ThanksKilling THREE??"...
...(...turning and leaving in disgust and disbeief, heading stage right, sending script pages flying rampantly in the air, the question repeated, fading off-stage with the speaker) "...ThanksKilling 3?? You're kidding, right?? I mean, ThanksKilling THREE?? ThanksKilling THREE.....??"...

June 18, 2011

The Puppet Monster Massacre Coming to DVD on July 26


This is The Puppet Monster Massacre, a wild and raucous love letter to the monster films of the glorious 1980's. Heads will roll and felt will fly in this visually rich splatter-fest.

Buy Puppet Monster Massacre on DVD

SYNOPSIS: A group of teens are challenged to spend a night in the Wagner mansion on the edge of town. Little do they know the owner (Dr. Wolfgang Wagner) has concocted a monstrosity in the basement and plans to make the hapless teens the creature's first big meal.