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| John Travis (Ronald L. Marchini) in Omega Cop (1990) |
The main issue I have with most ‘beat them up’ actioners is that they feel unrealistic because in real life you don’t just kick people’s asses and the problems automatically solve themselves. If you are keen on using violence, most likely this violence will come back to haunt you and so on; the problem/s won’t go way. Additionally powerful people have found more effective ways in answering violence and it is called money. It is not that the most muscular guy will win, but rather the most rich. But, aside from this analyzing, I enjoy these actioners as much as the next guy, and here I offer you my sincere views on the John Travis duo (1990 – 1991).
Reviews:
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| Omega Cop (1990) poster |
This is set
in the futuristic 1999 when people still had audio cassettes because apparently
the apocalypse happened thirty years ago; which chronologically still doesn’t
make sense. Many things don’t make sense here, as this has to be the
post-apocalyptic genre’s poorest offering [the notorious Warrior of the Lost World (1984) is nowhere near as bad]. It is
about the titular cop (Ronald L. Marchini,who looks nothing like an action
hero, yet had just such a career in the 1990s when he starred in about a dozen
such epics) whose next big mission is to eliminate an evil operation of slave
traders, only to discover that their web of corruption runs way too deep.
Featuring
one-liners that could have only been written by school kids (and possibly
mentally challenged) and uttered by people that appear to be non-actors, this
entire attempt at an actioner is salvaged by director Paul Kyriazi [Death Machines (1976)] who – in all
honesty – appears to have put at least some (ultimately unnecessary) effort
into this. At least, the big spaces and buildings as well as the uniformed men
with guns (not to mention the occasional shootout or explosion) make this
resemble a real movie, even if it looks like Troma’s idea of a post-apocalypse
outing (the aesthetics are often too similar to those of a Lloyd Kaufman
vehicle from the era). In the end though it all falls apart because plenty of
scenes are simply about people running or driving from one place to another,
seemingly in order to stretch this into feature-length. I don’t know how stars
like Adam West and Stuart Whitman were convinced to join the cast.
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| Karate Cop (1991) poster |
Ronald L. Marchini returns as ‘Special Police’ (as per the badge on his uniform) officer John Travis (in reality acting more like a soldier in a warzone), and this time he has to employ his karate skills (as per the title) in order to eliminate arena-fighting martial arts gangs.
This
sequel was helmed by Alan Roberts [The
Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)] and it must be noted that at least some
effort was put into set design and costumes, although the end result is still
very ridiculous, especially when we are introduced to a teleportation device
(don’t ask me, I don’t know). David Carradine makes an extended cameo as a
bartender.
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