October 15, 2010
The Da Vinci Load (DVD, Hustler Video)
That has to be THE most ridiculous and awesome porn plot ever. Beyond the sex and cumshots, The Da Vinci Load is actually clever fun. Who would have thought porn could intentionally be funny?
The writing is hilarious, for porn standards.
"Ladies, every time you let a guy nut in your snatch just because he's a professional skater or drives a Mitsubishi Lancer with Chinese writing on the side, you are polluting the social soup."
Skip the yawn fest that is The Da Vinci Code and watch the Load instead, Leonardo would approve.