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December 31, 2015

Movie Review: The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid - 2014)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - December 31, 2015

Starring :

Penny Pax
Anika Albrite
Penny Pax
Dahlia Sky
Ash Hollywood
Michael Vegas
Tommy Gunn
Danny Wylde

Synopsis
It's just like The Dating Game, only Bachelor Number Two means he's doing anal! Welcome to the funniest spoof in game-show-porn history, with a behind the scenes, and on-camera look at freaky makeup artists, fetish-y contestants, and a host who can't stay out of a bachelorette's pants! The Date Game, only from Vivid. Great date night movie...just make sue she's loose.

(Runtime - 1 hr. 28 mins.)
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From the dating capital of the world, Hollywood California it's the dating game show that everyone knows and loves - The Dating Game!  Although this isn't your mom's dating game show - it's THE DATING GAME XXX, a porn parody from VIVID and Director, Hank Hoffman, who with this film, follow up their previous parody of THE NEWLYWED GAME, THE NEWLYWED GAME XXX: A PORN PARODY.

The film finds the game, which is hosted by the eccentric "Tim Slange"(Michael Vegas, as an hilarious take on real host, Jim Lange), playing host to Bachelor, "Paul Robert Davis"(Danny Wylde), as he will choose one of three Bachelorette hopefuls at the end of the game.  They will then win a date, which will see them flown to Boca Raton Florida, where they will enjoy an airboat ride along the Waxahachie Everglades, a couple's horseback excursion, and more.  The 3 Bachelorettes are Bachelorette #1, "Jackie Jean Bradford"(a freak of a lady played by Anikka Albrite), Bachelorette #2, "Angela"(a bit of a ditzy airhead, played by Dahlia Sky[here credited under her former stage name, Bailey Blue]) and Bachelorette #3 "Debbie Rickles"(a nice Southern Belle played by Penny Pax).  After Tim Slange divulges some details about the ladies(Jackie works at a nail salon. Angela collects stuffed bumble bees, and Debbie was born in the back on a deliver truck, on the night of a full moon, and so on), Paul feeds a round of questions, most sexual in nature, in which the ladies field. Questions having to do with things such as; fantasies, late night booty calls, and keeping promises.  The questions and answers, are fun.  However we soon find that it is what they all do during commercial breaks that is the most exciting.  Yes, after the ads for products such as Faboosh Laundry Detergent, and Bilco - hair in a can, are seen, the real action begins.  From the makeup room, dressing rooms, and back stage area, both the game's staff and contestants, just can't keep their hands off one another.  And lucky for us!

As I mentioned above THE DATING GAME XXX: A PORN PARODY follows Vivid's NEWLYWED GAME parody.  I have now seen both of them, and while I did like both, I have to say that I found myself having more fun with this one.  As a parody, THE DATING GAME is light-hearted and fun.  It doesn't seem to set out to break the mold or anything like that, as it is just a fun, X-Rated take on the classic game show.  Because as we already knew, many of the questions on the real game show were already sexually hinting in nature, so why not?  Why not indulge into that a little further?  That is exactly what THE DATING GAME XXX: A PORN PARODY does, and it's pretty fun(or at least I think so).

As for the performances both sexual and non-sexual in nature, everyone is good fun, as they portray characters both colorful, and exaggerated in personality.  These characters are not meant to be serious, and so they are not.  They're fun, and that is what the cast seemed to have while portraying them.  First, I have to say that Michael Vegas is just great as the show's host, "Tim Slange", it is clear that he is having a good time here, and so he is fun to watch.  He's cocky, cool, and arrogant - and it's funny to see, as he romances the lady contestants.  And speaking of the contestants they're fun too, as they all have their own individual and distinct personalities.  Anikka Albrite is the typical slut type, ready to seemingly jump on the bone of any man she comes in contact with. Dahlia Sky is the type of airhead/carefree person we all seem to know, while Penny Pax, is the ever-present Southern Belle, with a few hidden kinks up her sleeve.  And the guy they're all competing over?  Well, that's Danny Wylde - intentionally(I think) bad wig and all.  Danny also seems to dig the fun. And in addition to the contestants, Bachelor, and host, the always hot Ash Holly wood makes an appearance as a doubly hot makeup artist.  As I said, they're a little exaggerated, but that aids the film's comedy along pretty well though out. 

And now for the sex scenes in THE DATING GAME XXX: A PORN PARODY, all of which I have to say are pretty damn good.  Hank Hoffman, the film's Director, who also works as a camera man, and still photographer in the world of porno, captures each of the film's 5 sex scenes to very nice effect.  I did enjoy them all, but i'd have to say that the film's highlights are the 2 Penny Pax scenes(a girl/girl with Ash Hollywood, and then a boy/girl with Michael Vegas - which includes anal), the pairing of Michael Vegas and Dahlia Sky, and the film's final scene, which pairs Anikka Albrite with Danny Wylde.  With a fun premise and setup, and 5 great sex scenes, it's safe to say that THE DATING DAME XXX: A PORN PARODY, is a well rounded parody offering.

Before I had a chance to see and review this, a couple of the friends, whom I live with, decided to check this out before me.  Their verdict?  That it wasn't good.  Well, I beg to differ.  It should be said that my friends aren't avid watchers of porn - especially when it comes to the art of the porn parody.  So, i'm thinking that that they just might have been expecting something different.  I, however, on the other hand, have watched a lot of porn, and especially porn parodies.  So i've seen all of the different types, of the various kinds.  With a parody like THE DATING GAME XXX, you just have to know what you're getting into before going into it, because if you set your expectations too high, then chances are that you'll be disappointed with the outcome.  THE DATING GAME XXX is not to be taken seriously, and even says so in a pre-film disclaimer.  It's light hearted, silly, and fun.  Just loosen up, and have fun with it.  I know I did.

My score : 7.5/10

Sex scene breakdown

Scene 1 : Penny Pax and Ash Hollywood
The film's sex scenes kick off as "Debbie Rickles"(Penny Pax), goes into the make up room for a touch up during a commercial break.  Debbie explains how she's nervous to be on Television, and so, Makeup  specialist, Ash Hollywood, knows just how to calm her nerves.  The two of them then get down to business.  As Penny sit in the makeup chair, Ash goes to work on her pussy, with her mouth.  She spreads Penny's pussy open as she proceeds to lick and finger her love hole.  Ash continues to jam in her fingers in mercilessly, and massage her clit.  Penny then returns the favor. As she pulls down Ash's panties and licks her pussy, before the panties are off completely.  From here, Ash hoists her legs high in the air, allowing, allowing Penny to tongue fuck her pussy and asshole.  Ash then switches position where Penny takes her from behind.  First sucking on her toes, and the going back to work on her pussy and ass.  From here, as she jams her tongue into Ash's ass, she works her pussy with her fingers.  Ash then bends Penny over the chair and gives back, giving her the same treatment, but adding some spit along the way.  As the action continues, Ash buries her face into Penny's sweet ass, and continues to devour her.  This is where the scene comes to a close, as Penny is brought to climax. - A nice way to begin things, a really good scene, featuring 2 very sexy ladies.  I am a huge fan of both of them, and together, they are a great pair.

Scene 2 : Anika Albrite and Tommy Gunn
Sex scene number 2 kicks off, when contestant, Bachelorette #1, "Jackie Jean Bradford"(Anikka Albrite) is given a saucy question by Bachelor, "Paul Robert Davis"(Danny Wylde).  The question being. "What would you do, if you were given 1 hour with the man of your dreams?"  Things then go into a fantasy sequence as she describes the perfect scenario.  Stating that she loves Westerns, and used to love watching them with her dad as a kid.  She then goes on to explain how much she just loves cowboys.  The fantasy scene sees Jackie in the old west, as she is soon seduced, by a dashing cowboy(Tommy Gunn).  The two then, of course engage in sex for our viewing pleasure.  After a rub down session, Anikka wastes no time going down on cowboy Tommy's dick, as she steadily sucks and strokes the cock.  Tommy then goes to work on Anikka's pussy, before putting wood to her in missionary.  Tommy hammers it in at a steady pace, as Anikka rubs her clit.  The position then naturally progresses to a side fuck position, where Tommy continue to slam his cock into Anikka's pussy.  As things continue, they go into doggy, where Gunn grips Albrite's nice ass, as he pounds her from behind.  And then from doggy, comes spoon, where Tommy fucks her hole, nice and hard, before having to cum.  He unloads his gun on to Anikka's pussy.  - Another good scene from 2 great performers who always seem to bring energy to their scenes.  Annika is hot. it's no wonder as to why she won performer of the year.  And an interesting note: my man Tommy, has now played both a cowboy, and an Indian in 2 recent parodies that i've seen.

Scene 3 : Dahlia Sky and Michael Vegas
In the next scene, it's during a commercial break that host, "Tim Slange", convinces ditsy contestant, "Angela"(Dahlia Sky), to come with him back to his dressing room.  Of course it doesn't take much convincing on his part.  Because soon, they are in the dressing room, talking about various things, when the conversation leads to Angela's fondness of sex.  And of course, that's how things start.  It doesn't take long for Vegas to plow between Dahlia's legs with his face.  Vegas goes to work on Sky's clit with his tongue, before he takes a seat, and Dahlia, the proceeds to suck and tongue on his cock.  From there, it eventually continues with Michael standing.  The blowjob then goes to Michael, giving it to Dahlia from behind, nice and good.  Things then go quickly into Reverse cowgirl, where Vegas hits it nice and hard, before the position switches to cowgirl for more of the same.  Dahlia is the bent over for more action from behind briefly.  Things then go into missionary, where Vegas continues to slam it nice and deep, before being forced to pull out, and explode all over Dahlia's stomach and chest. - A very nice scene, from again, 2 great performers.  It was a fun romp, and I loved that the two stayed in character.  There is an hilarious bit after, in which "Tim Slange" gives "Angela" a parting gift - a signed headshot.  Michael Vegas is a funny guy, and I just love Dahlia Sky!

Scene 4 : Penny Pax and Michael Vegas
The next scene goes down when host, "Tim Slange"(Michael Vegas) finds that Bachelorette #3, "Debbie Rickles"(Penny Pax) is upset with the outcome of the game.  To remedy, that, Slange offers to "help".  This of course leads the two to take to a back room at the studio.  Vegas wastes no time getting down to business either, as he goes in on Penny's pussy - tonguing and sucking like a madman.  Penny then goes on to suck both Vegas' cock and balls for a brief spell, before she is hammered in reverse cowgirl by Vegas, who pounds it in nice and hard.  The action then naturally progresses into some hard doggy, during which Penny's tits bounce away.  After, Penny again proceeds to suck Michael's cock, before Michael then takes Penny into cowgirl vaginally, where he keeps a hard pace going, before things switch, where things go anally, where Vegas continues to fuck hard.  After they then take it into missionary, where the anal pounding continues, before Vegas pulls out to cum on Penny's pussy.  - Another great scene.  Lots of energy and steady, hard fucking, including both vaginal and anal.  Penny takes an anal pounding pretty good.  I love her, she's just so nice and cute, but also good and dirty!

Scene 5 :  Annika Albrite and Danny Wylde
The fifth and final scene of the film sees the bachelor, "Paul Robert Davis"(Danny Wylde), and the game's winner, "Jackie Jean Bradford"(Annika Albrite) get it on after the show backstage.  Things start with Annika going down to suck on Danny's cock for a bit.  She strokes and sucks his cock before deep throating it.  This is before things go into cowgirl, where Annika rides the dick nice and steady, with the position putting emphasis on her ample ass as it bouces.  As things continue, Danny, pounds it hard and fast, while spreading apart her ass.  Things then pick up in missionary, where Danny keeps a nice pace, as he goes in and out.  Then from behind, Danny rams in a couple fingers as he spreads apart her pussy before putting it back in, and proceeding to pound more.  Things go nice and hard as Danny fucks her good and deep.  From there, Annika sucks him a little more, before things go into high and tight missionary.  With Annika's legs held high, she continues to take a pounding, before her legs are then spread wide.  From there, things are nice and slow, before the scene ends with Danny jacking off into Annika's mouth. - A good scene to end things with action that is all things nice, hard and fast.  Annika sure does have a nice ass!

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