Okay, Moyers.
I’m drunk and ready to view this movie. It better be as terrible as you said.
(SPOILERS AHOY
because, basically, I can’t be bothered to filter through the entirety of this
shitsack to protect you from ruining the story - you’ll thank me later. Oh yes,
you’ll thank me.)
Singularity is about VA Industries, which creates a bunch of robots for human use (read: military) to stop all wars.
Riiiiiight. Trouble is, the CEO of VA, Elias Van Dorne (John Cusak) has a
breakthrough: Kronos. Kronos is Van Dorne’s AI creation that will save humanity
from itself. Riiiiiiight.
Eventually,
Kronos realizes that humanity can go eat a bag of dicks and, therefore, must destroy it, so
the world will have a better chance of survival. After Elias downloads himself
and his bro into Kronos, making the most awkward three-way EVAR, Kronos kills
everyone.
Well, almost
everyone. 97 years later... As in every single other man-vs-machine film, there
are small bands of survivors scrabbling out a living, killing each other to
steal supplies, or trying to reach Aurora, the last stronghold of humans that
aren’t total dick knockers.