Movie Review: Whore Hospital (1997, Pink Eiga VOD)

Directed by Chise Matoba

Starring Rei Asakura, Myuu Aso and Kanichi Hiraga

Run Time: 61 minutes

Gather round kids, Pink Eiga is going Video-on-Demand and one of the their first releases is this little gem with one of the catchiest titles ever.....Whore Hospital. Where Chise Matoba, ( director of such pink classics as Maid in Japan and Orgasm Counselor), gives you a behind the scenes look at, well....lets just call it, “non-traditional” medical treatments. If your in Japan and feeling ill, this is the place to go because all of the nurses just happen to be nymphomaniacs. Got a broken leg? That's nothing a little screwing cant fix. Pneumonia? A prescription of blowjobs should do the trick.

 Trust me, after watching this film you’ll wanna jump on a plane and check into this hospital. The storyline is nominal, and its pretty much a rapid-fire series of sexual escapades between the horny nurses and the willing patients and doctors from start to finish. A sort of side-story revolves around a new nurse who thinks she is frigid but is diagnosed as having her clitoris located in the back of her throat, (hmmm... that sounds oddly familiar). Logically, the lead doctor recommends she blow everyone she runs across, and soon after following the doctors suggestion she is right as rain and holding her own with the rest of the over-sexed hospital personnel. (I love pornos with a happy ending.)

As far as the talent goes, most of these girls are pretty hot and look like they are really enjoying what they’re doing, which is always a plus. There's even a cute plump Asian girl thrown into the mix for those of us that appreciate such things, again, another plus. What this film also delivers are some pretty unintentionally funny scenes throughout. One thing I found just hilarious is the fact that these nurses are gushing over a certain patient with a four inch penis, who they all think is hung like a horse. Only in Japan could a guy with a four inch penis get this much play.

The video quality on this one is pretty crisp and the sex scenes are all above average for a soft-core porn. Its a fun little movie that delivers everything your looking for in a pink film and throws in a few laughs along the way. Its high-end cheese for connoisseur’s of the “naughty nurse” genre and I give it two thumbs up. A fun time.