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August 1, 2024

A Binge too Far #43: Action Goes Big with the Crank duo (2006 - 2009)

Jason Statham as Chev Chellios in Crank (2006)


Boasting guns showdown and nudity galore Crank (2006) was made on a modest $12 million budget and turned into an action phenomenon by grossing $42.9 million that guaranteed a 2009 sequel. We take a look at both of them.

 

Crank (2006) poster

Crank
(2006)

 

Following a high-profile job he shouldn’t have performed, professional hit-man Chev Chellios (Jason Statham, no introduction needed) is in the form of revenge injected with a dodgy Chinese drug, which gives him a slow death that will last less than a day, unless he keeps his adrenaline pumping and slow it down, and he does so in spades by going on a binge to find the perpetrators while all hell breaks loose.

 

Written and directed by the credited Neveldine/Taylor team (the Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor duo) this is considered an action classic now, but it hasn’t aged too well visually as it was shot on video and the image looks rubbish now even to the most untrained pair of eyes. It lives up to its title though as the rock and metal soundtrack is cranked up to 11 and the music video-like editing is bombastic, to say the least, even if it looks like a bad copy of Quentin Tarantino film, at times.

 

It is essentially the high octane action version of Run Lola Run (1998) and it is salvaged by some very clever dialogue and its overall edginess as we see the ‘down and dirty’ protagonist snorting cocaine and dismembering his opponents. The problem though is that most of its humour seems very ‘politically incorrect’ these days and could be accused of homophobia and/or racism.

 

Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Crank: High Voltage
(2009)

 

This time around the Chinese threat comes to Chev Chellios (returning Jason Statham) in the form of another high-profile Triad gangster that steals his heart (as in the vital organ) and transplants it to himself with the aid of some dodgy medical operation. The hero has very few hours to live with his artificial replacement organ and in order to make some time for himself and prolong his foreseeable death he must keep pumping high voltage adrenaline to himself, which he does in spades in the means of shootouts and car crashes.

 

The Neveldine/Taylor writing and directing duo return with this crazier and more expensive sequel (it was budgeted at $20 million), maintaining the bombastic rock soundtrack and the frenetic editing, but the action has become more comedic, so much in fact that it is bordering on Troma-type features (even Lloyd Kaufman and Ron Jeremy provide cameo appearances). The critics didn’t get a chance to see it (advance screenings were not made available, somewhat understandably so) but the fans loved it and it went on to gross $34.6 million, so the fact that we never saw another sequel (even a straight-to-video one) is strange.


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