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January 8, 2013

The Second Annual Cheesies

Welcome, everyone, to the Second Annual edition of our awards for the past year in movies and more, which we like to call The Cheesies. Dave, Jeff and I thought about 2012 and decided to share our favorites. That being said, if reading is too much of a burden, feel free to listen to Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #78 - The Second Annual Cheesies. You'll hear all the same goodies over there. Congratulations to all of the well deserving winners. If you agree, disagree or think we're just insane, leave your comments below.

First off, let's get the crap out of the way. Should we call these the Moldy Cheesies? Maybe not.

Biggest Disappointment
Bane's Voice - The Dark Knight Rises

Biggest Waste of Money
The Disney 3D Re-releases

Worst Ben Stiller Impression
Andrew Pozza - Supernatural Activity

Worst Movies of the Year
Supernatural Activity, Mr. Bricks, Ozombie and Cole Younger and the Black Train

Now, on to the good stuff!

Best Team-up
Joel Murray and Tara Lynne Barr as Frank and Roxy - God Bless America

Best Fight
Sean William Scott and Liev Schreiber as Doug Glatt and Ross Rhea - Goon

Best Return to Childhood
Alan Tudyk's Ed Wynn voice for King Candy - Wreck-It Ralph

Best Recasting
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk - The Avengers

Best Reworking of a Classic
Silent Night

Monsters of the Year
The Creatures from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Most Cringe-Worthy Kill
Torture/Castration - A Day of Violence

Best Overall Gore
Silent Night

Best Villain
Dana Ashbrook as Lloyd - The Aggression Scale

Biggest Comeback
Faust - Comic Book Series

Breakout Star of the Year
Christopher Raff - Bloody Bloody Bible Camp

Best Ensemble
The Avengers
Nurses 2

Blue Cheese of the Year
Nurses 2

Best Director
Steven C. Miller - Silent Night, The Aggression Scale

Best Actor
Sean William Scott - Goon
Richard Jenkins - Cabin in the Woods

Rookie of the Year
Tara Lynne Barr - God Bless America

MVP / Hell of a Year Award
Joss Whedon - The Avengers, Cabin in the Woods, Buffy Comic Books

We would also like to welcome our second inductee into the Cinema Head Cheese Hall of Fame
Kitten Natividad

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