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January 14, 2016

Movie Review: Dirty Deeds (Wicked Pictures - 2014)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - January 14, 2016

Starring :

Stormy Daniels
Lea Lexis
Dahlia Sky
Gabriella Paltrova
Misty Stone
Ryan Driller
Erik Everhard
Daniel Hunter
Xander Corvus

Synopsis
Co-workers Carrie and Justin are both in need of some extra money. Carrie’s looking for her own place, after discovering her boyfriend’s secret sex tape and Justin’s saving for an expensive engagement ring to satisfy his obnoxious girlfriend. As a result, they join forces and begin working odd jobs for extra money and before long … they begin to fall in love. With scintillating sex and ‘laugh out loud’ dialogue, “Dirty Deeds” will satisfy couples and fans of romantic comedies, as well as fans of, star and director, Stormy Daniels.

(Runtime - 2 hr. 04 mins.)

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In DIRTY DEEDS, a film written and directed by Stormy Daniels, Daniels stars as "Carrie", a woman whose life was seeming to go just fine, before she found out that her boyfriend, "Matt"(Ryan Driller) has been cheating on her.  But that is when things go south, as she realizes that her job at Carson's Collections, a collections agency, just doesn't pay enough to afford a new apartment,  Carrie eventually finds herself soon moving in with a kooky co-worker named Tricia(Joanna Angel).  It's an awkward living arrangement for sure, especially when Carrie takes note of the strange relationship that Tricia has with her brother(Small Hands).  It's enough to urge her to start looking for odd jobs to earn extra money, in order to get her own place.  So together with a co-worker named "Justin"(Xander Corvus), who is in a likewise position(he wants to afford a platinum engagement ring for his demanding girlfriend, "Regina"), Carrie begins to embark on a series of odd jobs to earn money.  It begins with Carrie taking a job at a horse stable, and Justin, a job as a Production Assistant on a porn set.  Neither job, needless to say, works in their favor.  So from there, they join together in their quest. It is a journey that moves them through a series of jobs.  Jobs such as; Repossessing cars, cleaning murder scenes(as well as Port-o-Potties), working on a farm, nude modeling, and lastly they take jobs as exterminators for Tricia's cousin's(Dick Chibbles) company, "Assassinations by Jed". None of the jobs that Carrie and Justin partake in are grand, but they serve their purpose, and in the end, the two are able to meet their goals.  Carrie gets a new apartment, while Justin is able to get Regina her expensive ring.  However, it is when they achieve their goals, that they realize that they do not have everything that they want,  And what they truly want is one another.  In a nice turn of events, all is realized at Justin's very own engagement party.

December 31, 2015

Movie Review: The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid - 2014)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - December 31, 2015

Starring :

Penny Pax
Anika Albrite
Penny Pax
Dahlia Sky
Ash Hollywood
Michael Vegas
Tommy Gunn
Danny Wylde

Synopsis
It's just like The Dating Game, only Bachelor Number Two means he's doing anal! Welcome to the funniest spoof in game-show-porn history, with a behind the scenes, and on-camera look at freaky makeup artists, fetish-y contestants, and a host who can't stay out of a bachelorette's pants! The Date Game, only from Vivid. Great date night movie...just make sue she's loose.

(Runtime - 1 hr. 28 mins.)
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From the dating capital of the world, Hollywood California it's the dating game show that everyone knows and loves - The Dating Game!  Although this isn't your mom's dating game show - it's THE DATING GAME XXX, a porn parody from VIVID and Director, Hank Hoffman, who with this film, follow up their previous parody of THE NEWLYWED GAME, THE NEWLYWED GAME XXX: A PORN PARODY.

The film finds the game, which is hosted by the eccentric "Tim Slange"(Michael Vegas, as an hilarious take on real host, Jim Lange), playing host to Bachelor, "Paul Robert Davis"(Danny Wylde), as he will choose one of three Bachelorette hopefuls at the end of the game.  They will then win a date, which will see them flown to Boca Raton Florida, where they will enjoy an airboat ride along the Waxahachie Everglades, a couple's horseback excursion, and more.  The 3 Bachelorettes are Bachelorette #1, "Jackie Jean Bradford"(a freak of a lady played by Anikka Albrite), Bachelorette #2, "Angela"(a bit of a ditzy airhead, played by Dahlia Sky[here credited under her former stage name, Bailey Blue]) and Bachelorette #3 "Debbie Rickles"(a nice Southern Belle played by Penny Pax).  After Tim Slange divulges some details about the ladies(Jackie works at a nail salon. Angela collects stuffed bumble bees, and Debbie was born in the back on a deliver truck, on the night of a full moon, and so on), Paul feeds a round of questions, most sexual in nature, in which the ladies field. Questions having to do with things such as; fantasies, late night booty calls, and keeping promises.  The questions and answers, are fun.  However we soon find that it is what they all do during commercial breaks that is the most exciting.  Yes, after the ads for products such as Faboosh Laundry Detergent, and Bilco - hair in a can, are seen, the real action begins.  From the makeup room, dressing rooms, and back stage area, both the game's staff and contestants, just can't keep their hands off one another.  And lucky for us!