…OK, then.
This next beauty on the lot…just know will appeal to one’s embraced nostalgic
fervor…yes indeed, my fine folks, we have this finely restored ‘80’s model…very
unconventional looking, though absolutely perfect, for one who appreciates that
which suggests a measure of weathered, low-brow independent sylye…as opposed to
slick, polished and princely…and not-totally-abandoned-nor-forgotten obscurity,
once having meandered in a bygone age of excess. Why, just look at that wildly
imaginative, albeit random array of curves, corners and points…that varied and
eclectic pallet of bleached, though still madly vibrant and contrasting colors,
shades & hues. There’s no mistaking it…absolutely screams ‘80’s, doesn’t
it?? Hell, yes…feel free to kick the tires…really, aren’t they oh-so
uncompromising…so unyielding, and yet, measurably restrictive and reserved, in
the sense that they know very well what they are and aren’t capable of. Oh, and
by all means, please…feel free to step inside, and take a seat. Yes, take a
deep and elating whiff of that interior…that distinctly familiar and
provocative air of a time when opportune and spontaneous chances taken…were
daring, unconventional, and oh-so imaginatively pretentious…
…it may not
be an actual 80’s original, but in pulling out all of our trump cards,…dammit to all hell...uh, quite literally, that is...we’re gonna convince you that it is…
…and so,
considering all that…uh, do we have a deal…Hmmmmm!!! (…with widened fiery eyes,
and gnarled hands wringing…over, and over, and over again…); oh yes, please think
about it…
…and yes,
folks...we are going someplace with this, be rest assured...heh, heh, heh...