Street PunXXX (Burning Angel Entertainment - 2015)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock   - April 18, 2016

Starring :

Rizzo Ford
Kelsi Lynn
Amelia Dire
Alice McMunn
Small Hands
Mr. Pete
Seth Gamble 

Synopsis
Life can be rough for the punk rockers of squat 138; Spang-ing  for change, dumpster diving for food. Do you know hard it is to keep vegan in these conditions? To make matters worse, the city's building inspector wants to evict these punks from 138!  Watch these slutty punk chicks do what it takes, and I mean DO what it takes, to save their squat from total destruction. These girls will bring "Getting Fucked By The Man" to a whole new level...like, they will literally get fucked by the man...in the ass too!

(Runtime - 1 hr. 36 mins.)
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The film STREET PUNXXX, tells the simple story of a group of Punkers(Small Hands, Alice McMunn, Amelia Dire, and Rizzo Ford), who live an an abandoned building which they call, "Squat 138".  It is here at Squat 138, that a new runaway(Amelia Dire) arrives from somewhere up North.  Fortunately for her, the punks waste no time in making her feel right at home, while also showing her their "ways of the land".  Tricks of the trade, which include Spang-ing(asking people for spare cash), dumpster diving, and getting sex, any way they can.  For many, their ways would be considered unorthodox, but for the punks of squat 138, it is the way that they live, and it is essentially how they have lived comfortably.  That is until now.  Because now, they have the local building inspector(Seth Gamble) breathing down their necks.  Yes, "the man".  And the man says that they must evacuate the premises in 24 hours time.  Knowing this, the punkers simply carry on as they would normally, as they look for a quick solution.  They Spange, they dive, they rock out, and dream of Shrimp flavored Ramen.  But most joyus of all?  They fuck.  And fucking is what they'll do to keep their home.  Amelia sure picked a fine day to join Squat 138.  Because it is the day after, that her ass would truly be on the line!

Movie Review: Evil Head (2012, Burning Angel Entertainment)

Directed by Doug Sakmann
Starring Tommy Pistol, Joanna Angel and Kleio
Run Time: 147 minutes

Okay, quick, without thinking about it too hard... what are your two favorite genre’s of movies? Okay, time's up... now if you said, “Horror & Porn” I’m here to tell you that you're not alone on this (and we’re probably the only ones who aren't lying to ourselves about it). These are two genre’s that allow us to indulge our inner-beast. To vicariously partake in the spilling of blood and... well, other bodily fluids.

Burning Angel’s Evil Head is the porn parody of one of our all-time favorite horror classic’s, Evil Dead, so it is first and foremost a porn flick, but manages to do something that nearly every other porno fails to do, and that's tell a cool and familiar story in a truly funny and entertaining way.

Movie Review: Cross Bearer (2012, DVD)

Review By: Rob Sibley

Cross Bearer is a dark, violent and sleazy film that's packed to the brim with plenty of in your face gore and nudity and you know what? I loved every single minute of it. What's refreshing about Cross Bearer is that it knows exactly what it is and what it's audience is looking for. It's also a step above most low budget slashers. So many slasher films these days use the tired old excuse of “throw back” to cover up shoddy acting and even worse camerawork. Cross Bearer on the other hand is filled to the brim with talent both behind and in front of the screen. Director/Writer/Producer Adam Ahlbrandt knows his way around a camera and is clearly a fan of the genre.

The cast is made up of a group of gorgeous tattooed women (Always a plus in my book) and what sweetens the deal is all of them can act. Especially the lead Natalie Jean who surely will become a major scream queen if she continues to pursue the horror genre. Which is likely since she also has the excellent The Cemetery under her belt along with Punk Rock Holocaust 3. She has the looks, naturalism, instant likability and sheer raw talent that is rare these days. 

The Walking Dead XXX Teaser Trailer

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Here's the official trailer for the hardcore parody of The Walking Dead. We can't wait for this!

Blood, Guts, Boobs and Boners! "The Walking Dead XXX" Is Coming Soon From Burning Angel!

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