Movie Review: Fairytales (Full Moon, Blu-ray)

Review By: Hal Astel

I've spent many years getting as many people as I can to see Peter Jackson's debut film, Bad Taste. It's my favourite film of all time, the only movie I've seen over fifty times and probably the only film I've seen over ten. It's not a great movie, though it's astounding in many ways, but favourite movies are not always great movies and they don't have to be. A good case in point is Cinderella, which is to my wife's ex husband what Bad Taste is to me. We discovered Fairy Tales via Cinderella, as it's another soft porn comedy musical that shares the same subject matter and quite a few of the same cast and crew.

This time out the prince has turned 21 and three kooky doctors serenade him with a ballad designed to instigate him into providing an heir. He'll inherit the kingdom if only he can produce one by Thursday. The only catch is that he doesn't get turned on by beautiful naked women willing to do anything he wants, even when they're Little Bo Peep wearing nothing but her cute little bonnet. So off he goes on a quest to find the princess of his dreams who was lost years ago, because he's the only one who he'll be able to get it up for.

Movie Review: Screaming in High Heels: The Rise and Fall of the Scream Queen Era (2011)

Directed by Jason Paul Collum

Starring Linnea Quigley, Brink Stevens and Michelle Bauer

With the advent of the video cassette recorder, VHS tapes and the mom and pop video store’s of the early 80‘s, a huge niche was created, one which was to be filled by movies with titles like Return of the Living Dead, The Slumber Party Massacre and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Movies that could be made in a week and slickly packaged to be rented out on the video store shelves. And it soon became evident that not only was the public receptive to these kind of films but they were literally flying of the shelves faster then they could be made. And thus began...... the era of the Scream Queen.

Movie Review: Demon Divas and The Lanes of Damnation (Happy Cloud Pictures, 2010)

Reviewed by Kenny Barnwell

Written and Directed by Mike Watt

Starring Nikki McCrea, Sofiya Smirnova and a bunch of other people who will probably thank me for not mentioning their names in the review.

Plot~ 2 nerdy college girls work in a bowling alley that happens to be owned by 5 girls who happen to be.....Demon Divas. The nerdy girls are constantly picked on by a group of mean sorority chicks. Lisa (Nikki McCrea) has the hots for Johnny (Aaron Bernard) while her roomate Taffy (Sofiya Smirnova) just wants to be part of the sorority. Sorority girl Rochelle (Stephanie Bertoni) want Johnny for herself.

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