Movie Review: "Thief - Someday You Will Pay" (2017; Moritz Hellfritzsch Film Produktion)

...tis a funny thing how some folks feel about fate and karma. Once things are set in motion, whether on purpose or by chance, the end result...whatever it is...is inescapable and irreparable...or so they say. And the intangible & oh-so transparent driver of that karma is...well, let's just say that it's hardly prejudice towards whether the actions or intentions that put the karma into play, are good or bad...just or unjust...intentional or unintentional. Let's face it: what will invariably happen, will invariably happen; think of it not unlike that of the dark side of Newton's 3rd Law. They say that you can't run from it...you can't hide from it...you can't ignore it...you can't just to a 180-degree turnabout, playin' all goodie-goodie, and not expect the bad, or at the very least the wholly unexpected, to catch up with you, if it was meant to be.....

...uh, point in case.....

Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #148 - Boob Armor

Kevin and Dalyn head to Jeff's place to discuss new Marvel trailers, kids' movies, the releas of Back Woods 2 (including Kevin's creepy #MeToo story from the set), Jeff's weird dream, some new Xbox game reviews, Gloryhoundd's Blood Bowl II league, Black Mirror, the new Andre the Giant documentary, and more.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - A Futile and Stupid Gesture (Netflix, 2018)

David Wain directs a biopic about the creation of The National Lampoon and the downfall of one of its founders.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - My Next Guest: Barack Obama (Netflix, 2018)

David Letterman returns in his monthly Netflix series to interview the 44th US President and visit Selma.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Black Lightning: S1E1 (CW/DC, 2018)

DC's latest CW series pulls a vigilante with amazing powers out of retirement and starts with a bang.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The End of the F***ing World: Season 1 (Netflix, 2018)

Two disturbed teens run away and end up in a horrible situation they can't get away from.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Greatest Showman (2017)

The life of P.T. Barnum is told through a musical starring Hugh Jackman, Zendaya, and Zac Efron.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Too Funny To Fail (Hulu, 2017)

The rise and fall of The Dana Carvey Show is documented thanks to the help of its creators and stars.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

The star filled sequel takes four high school kids inside of a dangerous video game.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Gilbert (Future You, 2017)

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried is profiled in this documentary about his career and private life.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Glitch: Season 2 (Netflix, 2017)

The second season of the Australian sci-fi series answers mamny questions while creating many more.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Disaster Artist (Point Grey Pictures, 2017)

James and Dave Franco play Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero in the biopic about the making of a cult favorite bad movie.

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Movie Review: Kill Katie Malone (2010)

Sorry it’s been a hot minute since I delved into the slooooooowly dwindling tower of DVDs I got from CHC. I’d like to say the holidays have been super busy for me but to be honest, I think I just got overwhelmed by the stack of suck staring at me every day from the TV stand...reminding me...that it’s full of suck...

Anyway, let’s get into the next one. *weeps*

Kill Katie Malone opens with a terrified young girl holding a box that obviously unnerves her. As she runs to grab something to set the cursed thing on fire, she trips over nothing (bitches always be tripping over nothing) and doesn’t succeed. When her father bursts in, trying to convince some unseen power to spare his daughter, it doesn’t listen.

Obvi.

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (Disney/Lucasfilm, 2017)

The latest in the Star Wars series has received mixed reviews, but Kevin Moyers tells all the haters why they (including Mark Hamill) are wrong in this spoiler-filled review. Happy Life Day!

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Animal Factory (Arrow Video, 2000/2017)

Steve Buscemi directs an all-star cast in this story of a young man's time in prison.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Happy!: S1E1: Saint Nick (SYFY, 2017)

Christopher Meloni and Patton Oswalt star in the SYFY adaptation of the comic book about a disgraced cop and a little girl's imaginary friend.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Crisis on Earth X Crossover (CW/DC, 2017)

The Arrowverse battles their alter egos from a planet controlled by Nazis.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Love You More: Pilot (Amazon, 2017)

Comedian Bridget Everett stars in a funny and thoughtful pilot about a woman trying to figure out her place in life.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (Netflix, 2017)

Jim Carrey releases unseen footage from behind the scenes of Man on the Moon and shares his experience of becoming Andy Kaufman for the biopic.

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Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Butterfly Effect (Audible, 2017)

Writer Jon Ronson spends a year exploring the downfall of the adult film industry and its connection to a single free tube site.

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