Movie Review: House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Directed by William Castle

Starring Vincent Price, Carol Ohmart and Richard Long

Director William Castle was more then just a film maker, he was a showman, the undisputed king of B-movie's during his time. He was the “gimmick guy”, and when you stepped into the theater to watch one of his movies you would always be entertained, from flying skeleton's floating through the theater for House on Haunted Hill, to electrified theater seats for The Tingler.

And although his movies were never considered great during their time, they always made money and most are now considered true cult classics of this early age of horror movies. In fact, director Alfred Hitchcock was so impressed with the success and style of House on Haunted Hill, after watching it he decided to try his hand at making his own low budget horror movie. I think it was something called Psycho.

Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #42 - Milos and Martin

Jeff and Kevin head straight into chaos this week after Kevin finally watched A Serbian Film. His reaction to it is surprising as he explains that the movie really isn't about shock value.

Jeff gives his take on Human Centipede 2. He delves into the lead character and how obsession can lead into a nice little pit of crazy.

The Blue Cheese segment this week takes Jeff into Sex Mad Family, while Kevin looks back to his youth with the documentary about Showbiz Pizza's Rock-afire Explosion. They dive back into Big Money Rustlas after Jeff couldn't make it halfway through.

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Movie Review: Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011)

When Roger Corman won an honorary Academy Award in 2010, as a lifelong fan of Corman's massive body of work, I was overjoyed. I also thought "about freakin' time he got some recognition". Corman has been a huge part in spearheading the careers of Hollywood's elite: Francis Ford Coppola, Robert DeNiro, Martin Scorsese, Robert Towne Jonathan Demme, James Cameron, Ron Howard, Peter Bogdonavich, Bruce Dern, Peter Fonda and of course Jack Nicholson. Not too shabby for a guy who’s been labeled a schlock-meister. Director Alex Stapelton has taken on the fascinating life of Roger Corman with his documentary Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel and the results are really quite impressive.

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Movie Review: Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Many people like to discount the Insane Clown Posse as a pair of talentless idiots whose followers represent the dumbest dregs of American society. I was one of those people. After watching Big Money Rustlas, I would like to be counted as two of those people. Assuming that most ICP fans probably can't count, I don't think that will be a problem. Look, I'm not trying to be one of the "haters." I'm just being honest. These guys aren't good at anything. They aren't good rappers. They are terrible actors. They can't even manage to do a halfway decent job putting on clown makeup. If you think I'm just crapping on this movie because I hate ICP, you're wrong. I really don't care about them one way or another. They seem like nice guys, to be honest. In fact, when I was scanning Netflix for something to watch, I got excited when I saw this title, and I immediately hit play. I pretty well got what I expected.

Movie Review: Keepsake (2012)

Directed by Paul Moore Starring Sunny LaRosa, Robert Pralgo and Barry Ellenberger

Keepsake is another in the much-too-long-line of abduction/torture /revenge movies that seem to be all the rage today. A precious few are thought out & well done, most are not, and then there are those movies that just insult the intelligence of those who watch them. (Yes, even people like us who watch torture-porn can be insulted). This one unfortunately falls into the latter category.

Blue Underground Unleashes The Gory Western "Django Kill...If You Live, Shoot" To Blu-ray June 12th!

Tomas Milian (TRAFFIC, RUN MAN RUN) stars as a half-breed bandit double-crossed and left for dead who rises from the grave to seek his revenge. But when his quest leads to a bizarre town called ‘The Unhappy Place,’ he is plunged into an odyssey of gruesome torture, graphic violence and relentless sexual depravity. This is the landmark movie that fans and critics still consider to be the strangest – and most controversial – ‘Spaghetti Western’ ever made. This is DJANGO KILL!


Director Giulio Questi (DEATH LAID AN EGG) and Co-Writer/Editor Franco Arcalli (co-writer of ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA and LAST TANGO IN PARIS) shocked the world with this hallucinatory tale of greed, corruption, perversion and beyond. Also known as SE SEI VIVO SPARA (IF YOU LIVE, SHOOT!), this definitive presentation of DJANGO KILL! has been created from the original Italian negative with all its infamous scenes of savagery and slaughter now fully restored in stunning High Definition!
Extras:

• Django, Tell! – Interviews with Co-Writer/Director Giulio Questi and Stars Tomas Milian & Ray Lovelock
• Theatrical Trailer
• Poster & Still Gallery

Disc Information:

• The strangest and most controversial ‘Spaghetti Western’ ever made is now available on High Definition Blu-ray Disc!
• Brand new High Definition transfer from the original uncut and uncensored camera negative
• Features Full 1080p HD Resolution for the ultimate home theater experience
• DTS-HD Mono English and DTS-HD Mono Italian tracks
• Widescreen 2.35:1
• 117 minutes
• Region Free

Movie Review: Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011)

Directed by Robert Hall

Starring Brian Austin Green, Thomas Dekker and Mimi Michaels.

“Chromeskull” is the sequel to the 2009 surprise hit “Laid to Rest”, where we were introduced to this latest and greatest masked serial killer of the silver screen. And this movie picks up exactly where the first one left off. Chromeskull is rescued by his secret team and whisked away from the bloody crime scene, barely alive, his face completely torn off. Taken back to his secret facility hidden within an old chroming factory, he is patched up and soon on the mend, and eager to get back to his bloody work of stalking hapless victims, slashing them to pieces with his ultra-badass knives and recording it all for posterity with his shoulder-mounted video-cam.

No Holds Barred FIRST TIME on DVD July 3rd!

Details are still pretty sketchy, but the awesome 1989 pro-wrestling dramatic action comedy No Holds Barred will be released on DVD for the very first time. Stars Hulk Hogan, Tiny Lister, Stan Hansen and a bevy of others, this is the film that only Head Cheesers and similarly bizarre people have been waiting for.More details soon.

Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #41 - Pod and the Cast of Pure Evil

Jeff and Kevin start off with convention talk in light of Dave's absence for Horrorhound in Ohio. Kevin then gets into a Streaming Pile of Crap that he couldn't pass up, Big Money Rustlas.


He also reviews Shut Up Little Man, Stiffed, Hack Job, IFC's first season of Greg the Bunny and the amazing first season of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.


Jeff reviews The Legend of Awesomest Maximus, the rerelease of Baba Yaga, the Roger Corman documentary Corman's World and his latest Camel Spiders.


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Movie Review: Bane (2009)

Directed by James Eaves

Starring Sophia Dawnay, Lisa Devlin and Jonethan Sidgwick

Bane opens with four women being forced into a chair and drugged against their will. They soon awaken in a visqueen covered cage with no memory of how they got there or even who they are. Character-wise, they've got the bases covered, there's the whimpering basketcase, the mousy maternal glasses-wearing character, the tough-girl, and the hot but stoic blonde.

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Movie Review: National Lampoon's The Legend of Awesomest Maximus (2012)

I've always been a big fan of Will Sasso (Mad TV, Best in Show, Happy Gilmore) but the lumpy comic definitely has his detractors. Most of the naysayers aren't too happy that he's playing Curly in the new The Three Stooges movie. Curly maybe somewhat sacred in comedy lore but is still don't understand the fuss because he's versitale enough... and, well, he's fat and bald. Recently I got to see Sasso star in Image Entertainment's release of Jeff Kanew's National Lampoon's The Legend of Awesomest Maximus. Kanew's a capable comedic director - he did helm the 80's comedy classic Revenge of the Nerds - and Sasso's several years of being the funny fat guy on Mad TV give me some hope.

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Movie Review: Camel Spiders (2012)

The thought of a movie produced by Roger Corman about killer spiders, directed by quite possibly one of the most prolific titty flick directors in Jim Wynorski (Not of this Earth - 1988, Hard To Die) had this murderous arachnid enthusiast very excited. Not since Arachnophobia, nearly 20 years or so ago, the killer spider film has been neglected. Anchor Bay has just released the superb documentary on Corman, titled Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel so maybe the creepy crawlers can duplicate the success and give us creature feature fans what we need.

The American military are immersed in an intense exchange of artillery with some Arab soldiers in the Middle-East. What both parties don't know is that they are about to be joined by a new foe that will make their little skirmish look like teenagers fighting with Supersoakers. There to crash the party are gigantic poisonous camel spiders.

Movie Review: The Shrine (2010)

Supernatural movies can be hit or miss. We can all suspend disbelief enough to get into the idea that spirits surround us, and for many people, that isn't a huge stretch. It's interesting to think that good and evil apparitions may be here at all times. The tough part is making it scary. The Shrine tries to do that, I think, but it just sort of, I don't know. It's just sort of there.

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Here's the story. An overzealous reporter decides to investigate a missing American in Poland without her bosses knowledge, and we learn why that's a very bad idea. Not only that, but she takes an intern and her photographer boyfriend with on the excursion. The intern is aware that they are working against the editor's wishes, but the boyfriend doesn't know until they get there. For the rest of the film, he provides the only voice of reason.

"Strip Strip Hooray" Teases Its Way Onto DVD May 1st!

 

Get ready for a real eye opener! On May 1st Image Entertainment takes you back in time to the gorgeous, glamorous, girl-esque of the 1950’s with Strip Strip Hooray. This six-movie compilation featuring the best of burlesque exploitation films dances its way on unrated DVD for an SRP of $19.98. Pre-book is April 3.

Strip Strip Hooray! DVD 
Genre: Special Interest, Something Weird, 50s, Stripping/ Erotic Dancing
Rating: Unrated

Language: English

Format: Full-frame

Audio: PCM Mono

Year: 2011

SRP : $19.98

Street Date: May 1, 2012

Pre-Book: April 3, 2012

Color: Color/Black & White

Length: 432 Min.

Movie Review: The Cuckoo Clocks Of Hell (2011)

I really thought it was quite fitting that The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell director Ron Atkins opened his film with this brilliant quotation from the great W.C Fields: "I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally". These words set up perfectly what you experience for the entire running time of Atkins' film. Independent horror icon Jim Van Bebber (The Manson Family, Deadbeat at Dawn) and John Giancaspro (Schizophreniac: The Whore Mangler) star in this amazingly fucked-up fairytale that brings Giancaspro's vile Harry Russo head to head with the titular character in Roger Watkins' shocker Last House on Dead End Street, Terry Hawkins (played by Van Bebber). One of these guys is bad enough..but both??

Movie Review: The Wrong House (2010)

Directed by Shawn French

Starring Stacy Ann Strang, Brendan Potter and Sue Stevens

There are few things I like better then being pleasantly surprised while watching a movie. Before watching The Wrong House I did my customary IMDB check-in, user-rating...not good, reviews...not very nice, budget...ultra-low. Not expecting much, I popped in the DVD and ended up watching a pretty slick little indie horror movie.

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Movie Review: My Pure Joy (2011)

Directed by James Cullen Bressack

Starring Alexei Ryan, Cory Jacob and Lisa Frantz

My Pure Joy is a story of teenage angst taken to the extreme, it's Tipper Gore's worst nightmare come to life, because as every suburban mother of a teenage boy knows.....if you keep watching those horror movies, your going to end up being a serial killer. And that is exactly what has happened to our anti-hero, Adam ( played magnificently and with pure gusto by Alexei Ryan), who through single-handedly caring for his abusive and dying father years earlier, learned that the only way to get people to respect you is through fear and intimidation, just like the killers in his favorite slasher films.

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Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #40 - A Hyde, A Pecker and A Fart

Kevin is excited to talk about the upcoming Stryper tour, and Dave shares his thoughts on Skillet.


As David completes the second season of Luther, he gets into another BBC series, Jekyll, and that leads him into a discussion of the rise of public domain monsters. He and Kevin talk about the films made from Alan Moore comic books, and which they think are the best.


Kevin talks about cartoons he watched with his daughter. He likes My Big Big Friend, while the 1999 Woody Woodpecker retread leaves much to be desired.


He then does a short segment with Jeff, in which he talks about The Shrine, and Jeff brings up Where the Dead Go to Die. For The Blue Cheese segment, Jeff reviews the latest offering from the Uncle Farts collection.


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Movie Review: Melancholia (2011)

Directed by Lars Von Trier

Reviewed by Greg Goodsell

Anyone familiar with the films of Lars Von Trier and his Dogme ’95 buddies knows well enough not to expect light-hearted entertainment. Von Trier fearlessly pokes his handheld cameras into the darkest recesses of the human condition, as Breaking the Waves (1996) and Dancer in the Dark (2000) will attest to. Turning his attention to the horror genre with Antichrist (2010), Von Trier then tackled the sci-fi doomsday drama with Melancholia, with the expected devastating results.

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Movie Review: Kill (2011, Troma)

Directed by Chad Archibald & Gabriel Carrer

Starring Pete Soltesz, Ryan Barrett and Jennifer De Luca

Six strangers fall asleep in their own bed next to their spouses only to wake up in a creepy house. The doors and windows have been sealed shut, there are strange party decorations put up around the house and there appears to be no way out. The strangers gather together in a hallway and ponder what has happened to them, why they are there and how, if at all possible, they can escape. While searching the house for a way out, they soon discover a man who stumbles up out of the basement, covered in blood and barely alive. Soon after this they discover five bodies under a sheet and then realize the house is filled with cameras and speakers. There are also pictures of each of their spouses and hidden in each of the pictures frames is a note telling them that they must kill in order to live. They then discover a room where a banquet-style feast has been prepared for them, some of them dig in while others are suspicious. They soon find that some of their drinks have been spiked with some type of pill and suspicion starts to creep in, is one of them somehow involved?

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