Movie Review: Almost Invisible (2010)

I actually wanted to watch this instead of a mainstream, higher-produced, higher-budgeted film with A-list actors. What is wrong with me? CINEMA HEAD CHEESE HAS RUINED ME!!

Anyway… My next review is of yet another Chemical Burn film called Almost Invisible. It’s the deep and complex story of a group of young adults on a meaningful journey to find merriment. Also known as a bunch of dude-bros and their hos looking for someone’s house they can trash during a party.

Cue April, the not-important-enough Goth co-ed until she offers up her parent’s house for such a gathering. They’re out of town, you see, so you guys can party hearty there. Devin, the main douche bag, accepts, though no one else seemed too keen on the idea. But whatevs. We do whatever the King Douche says because, not-so-secretly, we are all douches, too.

Movie Review: Goth Kill (2009)

It's been a long time since I've seen a sleazy movie that stuck with me. You know the kind of movie I mean? A roll in the muck that also entertains, amuses and leaves you wanting more? As movies get routinely more and more extreme, for me anyway, they have also often gotten more and more routine and forgettable. Every once in a while there is something pretty extreme that wins because the gruesomeness is in service of quality material; films like DAWN OF THE DEAD for instance. Those movies certainly are always welcome, but I am talking about films which fail in so many ways, and yet rise above all that and are memorable anyway by virtue of sheer entertainment value. Movies like BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS, MOTHER'S DAY and THE UNDERTAKER AND HIS PALS. Where have you gone, you beautiful ugly messes you?

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